And in that train of thought:
...but as this was in Unarmed Britishland... and speaking of danger:
… and: 
...”teens”. Let’s play our “Guess The Unnamed Race” game, shall we?
...oooh, Insty’s being snarky, Insty is.
In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:
...yeah, good luck implementing that plan in the United States. Bring lots of ammo, replacements and body bags.
And from the Dept. Of Health:
...I just hope this study wasn’t sponsored by Jarlsberg.
...never mind Joe fucking Biden; according to this theory, I’ve been suffering from dementia since I was 17.
Now for Woke Bullshit:
...keyword: Fort Worth. And as for the next item:
...I would have thought that plummeting congregation sizes would be more of a problem for his bishopness, but that’s the Anglicans for you.
...yep; nothing says “modesty” like calling it a “hole”.
...you mean “bleeding-hole owners”?
In further Bonus Hole News:
...how many hours? Dude... But what else was he to do? You can’t whip the feral little shits anymore, so why are we surprised at riots?
...seems a little extreme, but then again, I bet it wasn’t the only reason he wanted to ditch her.
Time for INSIGNIFICA:
...thus proving that she really is a dirty whore.
...aaaah, have mercy.
Pics like these are not good for an old man like me. But they’re a good way to end the News Roundup.
Well I dunno. In my country, sanitary pads have for decades been known as manhole covers. (Mangatdeksels.)
Do Anglicans receive money from the British State being a state religion? Then plummeting attendance is only a problem in the states.
I bet the answer in the guessing game is the same ones clamoring for reparations.
Salma….oh my.
Yes, the Anglican church is supported by public money, and has been ever since Henry VIII invented it. Whoever pays the bills is the customer, and that’s not the people in the pews – nor the ones staying home.
I like Iver Johnson revolvers a lot. But telling someone to open a door like that is foolish. When hubby returns from his carousing have him put a peep hole in that door so she can perform a proper Brandon Through-the-Door Shoot.
I’ve never heard of Narcan used as a treatment for septic shock. So I am left to assume that “sepsis” is a new euphemism for overdose.
My phone doesn’t like this comment platform. Grrr.
Apparently Narcan can indeed treat septic shock. But it still makes me wonder if that’s going to become a new euphemism for overdosing.