Introducing Espalier Woman – AKA the fruited plane.
Donald suspected that the last page was upside when when he assembled his Ikea wife. But at the end of the day, he didn’t care.
This does remind me of the old chestnut
Q. What can a woman put behind her ears to make her irresistible to men?
A. Her ankles
“Nearest correct entry wins …”
and… so much for W. Now, my associate Ralph will demonstrate Q.
.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Up against the wall redneck mother.
Remember the first time you saw a radiator!
“Ummm George? My boobs are up here!”
At the end of Cindy’s demonstration, 90% of the male audience had not noticed that she’d been wearing spectacles, and only 0.1% could tell the color of her eyes.
that 0.1% being the gay guys in the audience?
“Yes honey,” she said in her best husky voice, “It means exactly what you think it means.”
I’ll show ya’ll how to whistle Dixie
Molon labe
Molon labia?
FIFY
Gives meaning to drop ’em and spread ’em.
How can a girl tell her new boyfriend she’s done porn without actually saying she’s done porn?
Introducing Espalier Woman – AKA the fruited plane.
Donald suspected that the last page was upside when when he assembled his Ikea wife. But at the end of the day, he didn’t care.
This does remind me of the old chestnut
Q. What can a woman put behind her ears to make her irresistible to men?
A. Her ankles
“Nearest correct entry wins …”
and… so much for W. Now, my associate Ralph will demonstrate Q.
.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Up against the wall redneck mother.
Remember the first time you saw a radiator!
“Ummm George? My boobs are up here!”
At the end of Cindy’s demonstration, 90% of the male audience had not noticed that she’d been wearing spectacles, and only 0.1% could tell the color of her eyes.
that 0.1% being the gay guys in the audience?
“Yes honey,” she said in her best husky voice, “It means exactly what you think it means.”
I’ll show ya’ll how to whistle Dixie
Molon labe
Molon labia?
FIFY
Gives meaning to drop ’em and spread ’em.
How can a girl tell her new boyfriend she’s done porn without actually saying she’s done porn?
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”