…back when this stuff was funny because people knew it was tongue-in-cheek naughty instead of “hurtful” or “demeaning”.
...including, one would hope, the entire Bud Light marketing department.
...but as Kenny says: “Meanwhile in Alaska”:
And speaking of invasions by foul creatures:
...even in Germany? Wow.
From the Dept. of Health:
...as opposed to offering it to illegal immigrants? I’ll take that for $400, Alex.
…
From the Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© people:
...EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Or not, seeing as there’s no actual evidence that climate “change” can affect global sea currents.
Your Gummint At Work:
...because we don’t have enough literate citizens to do those jobs, thanks to our so-called “education” system.
...too bad it’s not because of the unexpectedly-high body count.
And in Happy Happy Joy Joy News:
...Viva Italia.
...oh yes it is. Nobody has ever complained while having one, although I bet a few women have tried.
...actually, the most dangerous position is the one her husband catches you doing.
...back when I were a lad, all you needed was a pic of Raquel Welch and this thing called “imagination”.
From the bowels of INSIGNIFICA:
...anytime anyone gets sick of looking at Liz, I can always stop.
More, you say? Why not…
On that joyous note we end the news, and not a moment too soon.
I worked in a job where my damn phone (landline) just never stopped ringing. I would pick it up and bark, “Yeah what is it?” Bad vibes all round. Then I decided to change. I imagined that every time the phone rang, it was Liz Hurley asking for a date. A very worthy successor to Jackie Bissett.
Anent la Hurley. I used to listen to the turn-by-turn directions of my GPS navigator (Waze). (I have since taken to the practice of muting those at all times. I had chosen as the voice of Waze an Ai character called Kate (UK English). One passenger, on hearing her voice and accent, “Oh! You have the Queen.” My response was, “It’s not Queen Elizabeth, it’s Elizabeth Hurley.” (I have to idea what Hurley’s voice sounds like, but I’m dead certain that, as much as I admired Lilibet, I would not have wanted to listen to her voice all day.)
…too bad it’s not because of the unexpectedly-high body count.
You can’t count what you can’t find.
Liz Hurley looks like that at 58?!?! What sort of genetics, combined with excercize, diet and sorcery is she into?
And I’m with Matt Damon. Kissing that talentless, nasty looking Scarlett Johansson would be hell. I’d”ve called in for a body double and CGI, if I were him.
I don’t know what happened to the car in the first picture but I think my truck just got a flat and needs the tire changed.
Not surprised by the German study. this is just a waste of money to confirm what everyone already knows. Next up, ice is cold
I wish the IRS would send some agents to visit some loaners out in the hinterlands.
The Italians are on a roll with their PM and now Miss Italy banning males from competing in their contest among women.
mmm mmmm good! more Liz Hurley please!
JQ
Regarding the Recipe for great sex, the first bullet point was:
* US-based scientists interviewed 78 people aged between 18 and 69 years old
I stopped reading there.
“Gulf stream could collapse due to global warming, causing ice age”.
Or it’s just a natural phenomenon due to El Nino and will rectify itself in a few years when El Nino dies down as it does every time.
Have you ever suspected Mick Jagger was compensating for something?
I haven’t looked that deeply into it but doesn’t Mick Jagger have a reputation for being bisexual? thought he got walked in on by strumpet du jour in a compromising position with David Bowie.