Speaking of close shaves:
...okay, which one of you didn’t return Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face? And lest you think this is a U.S.-only thing:
...of course you have, you slimy little shit.
Still on the topic of Gummint skullduggery:
...wait, they weren’t on c.c.?
...”the common defense” treaty clause notwithstanding? Again, I am astonished that someone with so little foreign affairs intelligence was once U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.
Some Crime News:
...and a nation cheers.
…and: 
...I assume both were the Frigidaire 247 “Jeffrey Dahmer” model.
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...gosh, who could have seen this coming? — well, apart from any thinking human being, that is.
From the Dept. Of Injustice:
...if this evil, murderous bitch were murdered in the prison parking lot within minutes of release, I’d throw a party.
...in other news: scorpion stings frog.
...and if you’re thinking “swapsies?”, I know: I’m wondering the same thing. They all look a little too All-American Christianist, judging by the pic; but nowadays, who knows?
...don’t tell us; tell that foul Paltrow mountebank.
And in still more INSIGNIFICA:
...unless she had really bad sex when she was (a lot) younger, I bet it isn’t. But that’s not as stomach-churning as this one:
...just kill me now. Foul Scandi slut.
But some welcome news, for a change, in Women’s Sports:
...and who she, this Giulia Gwinn?
And not in uniform:
Lovely. I’m really glad she’s not following the Slut Career Path.
