4 comments

  3. Your topic could be: Hubris and the Law: How lawmakers, lawyers and law groups have undermined and unravelled mental health in the U.S., and around the world. When writing the piece I would suggest studying the styles of Groucho and Chico Marx, Professor Irwin Corey, and Brother Theodore. That ought to get them.

  4. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and esteemed colleagues.
    As your menu notes, your increased alcohol consumption during my little chat about TheClimate© should do wonders for your ability to understand this complex subject.
    And that counts as ‘one’, so slam back a slug!
    .
    Ahem.
    With only moments until TheClimate® — that counts as another ‘one’, so let’s hit those tonsils! — inevitably continues, I think we can all agree, we have no choice but to implement some rather astere decisions for TheClimate™… and ‘yes’, that counts as another… but two in one sentence, so double your indulgences!
    .
    If your table is running low on ‘understanding’ — my little joke! — flag one of our alert waitresses to ‘peak’ your next level of interest… because TheClimate© requires an inordinate — oops!, we almost missed one!, sip! sip! sip! — amount of simplified… I am just going to ‘cut to the chase’ here, summarize ‘in a nut-shell’ — no offense to any nut-shells listening! — TheClimate®… time to finish the bottle, boys and girls!
    .
    And just like that, just the few of us elites here in this chamber, solved the crisis.
    I think we need to toast each other — it’s only right and fitting — so turn to your neighbor and entwine elbows and let’s drink to us!
    .
    And be sure get the valet to validate your jet parking…”
    .
    Or something like that.

Comments are closed.