And speaking of quickies:
...candidate for “Most Misleading Headline Of The Year” competition.
...pick and cut? What happened to flaying and impalement? Oh wait… those watermelons. My bad.
Some Political News:
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...a simple glance at past Soviet leaders would emphasize that Commies never give up power voluntarily: they have to die.
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In International Monetary News:
...three words guaranteed to cause mocking laughter: Euro bailout fund. And speaking of money:
...wait: cash-sniffing dogs? What new totalitarian hell is this?
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Experiment:
…I prefer the old-fashioned term “concentration camp”, myself.
...as opposed to “un-sinister” sex attacks on women?
From the True Crime Dept.:
...I know that criminals are seldom PhD candidates, but… seriously?
In the Woke Chronicles:
...am I the only one getting an ever-larger Schadenböner out of this sorry tale?
Never mind; this next one will cause all boners to wilt like two-week-old lettuce.
...fat, stupid and pervy is no way to go through life, son.
And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA (and you’ll be SO glad there are no links):
…who they, again?
Finally:
...it’s been a while since we looked at the former newsreader and now Hottest Conservative Babe On The Planet, so here we go:
Is there a better way to end the news than with a pic of Tomi in denim shorts? I think not.
I will believe DeSantis will clean house, or as he said, “We Are Going to Start Slitting Throats on Day One”if he starts playing Deguello at his campaign rallies.
Kim, you say “cash-sniffing dogs? What new totalitarian hell is this?”
Rather, “Cash-sniffing dogs? WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?”
It’s one thing when the citizens have the dogs, and quite another when the authorities are using them.
“…..as opposed to “un-sinister” sex attacks on women?”
I think the word we want here is “dextrous.”
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You said there would be no Latin.
I wonder if Conservative women are hot because we know they don’t have dicks.
it’s nice when Trump flings back the hubris that the moonbats and media, redundancy alert, fling at all Republicans and conservatives.
I prefered Ted Cruz in 2016 during the primary season because I thought he was far more temperate, far more intelligent and had stronger conservative positions on policies. I voted for Trump in the general election because no rational person would ever vote for that Bitch of Benghazi. I voted for Trump again for the same reason when he was up against that feckless imbecile with an unblemished record of racism, plagiarism, lies and hate. Trump did appoint some ok justices but Trump is no supporter of gun rights. He supported red flag laws, bans on various gun parts and didn’t do anything to reverse anti gun legislation. He left such reversals to the courts which is a terribly expensive way to correct bad legislation. DeSantis looks like the right pick this time around. I hear that he’s backed by the Bushes but the fact that he’s not Trump might be the reason for this support.
JQ
“Slitting throats” …. awfully messy, but probably doesn’t alert the ‘rats as much as just walking through the building with a 1911 and blasting away.