Her: But I’m sure I can change him for the better!
…especially with that big trust fund.
I live only for you.
.
Gov. Newsome has agree to appoint me to replace Sen. Feinstein.
“I can touch my eyebrows with my tongue.”
lol you think you’re pretty
Him: “Meghan? Meghan Markle? Darling!, I haven’t seen you in just a coon’s age! How are the family…”
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*****
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Him: “You get any closer, you get a shot of this bear repellent!”
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*****
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Him: “‘No’, I won’t give you a couple dollars, and ‘no’ I don’t want a ‘date’!”
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*****
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Him: “Hey… I remember you from BDSM Week at the sex club… even without your blindfold, I would recognize that choker anyplace!”
Friends call me “Niner.”
That’s $9 billion and a nine inch dick.
I know where you work and I’ve rigorously documented your OnlySluts website. Shall I send this email?
I own my own Country and an airlines. Wanna go on a tour around the world?
My name’s Kim, and I’m a blogger
Go stand in the corner.
I’m rich.
I have a multi-million dollar trust fund.
I’m a vegan tranny.
Her: But I’m sure I can change him for the better!
…especially with that big trust fund.
I live only for you.
.
Gov. Newsome has agree to appoint me to replace Sen. Feinstein.
“I can touch my eyebrows with my tongue.”
lol you think you’re pretty
Him: “Meghan? Meghan Markle? Darling!, I haven’t seen you in just a coon’s age! How are the family…”
.
*****
.
Him: “You get any closer, you get a shot of this bear repellent!”
.
*****
.
Him: “‘No’, I won’t give you a couple dollars, and ‘no’ I don’t want a ‘date’!”
.
*****
.
Him: “Hey… I remember you from BDSM Week at the sex club… even without your blindfold, I would recognize that choker anyplace!”
Friends call me “Niner.”
That’s $9 billion and a nine inch dick.
I know where you work and I’ve rigorously documented your OnlySluts website. Shall I send this email?
I own my own Country and an airlines. Wanna go on a tour around the world?