We begin today’s roundup with some Fashion News:
...considering that every Korean woman looks like an oil drum balancing on two bowling pins, this is probably A Good Thing.
...somehow, I think that Nordies can survive the loss of 50 pairs of shoes.
From the Tourism Department:
...hey, welcome to our world, Swedish people.
Speaking of Terrorism, we have this:
...of course he was. Does anyone think that the cowardly FBI bullies would pick on a badass?
And from the Department of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...no. Next question? Oh, wait:
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From the Pussification Files:
...confirming once and for all that the BritPM is just like a 12-year-old girl.
From the Dept. of Immigration & Tourism:
...from 5,000 feet, of course.
And in Sex News:
...you mean like brushing one’s teeth before the morning gin? I think we should be told.
...couldn’t find this one at Lucky Gunner or AmmoMan, but whatever.
A couple of little snippets from Train Smash Women News:
...of course, nobody saw this one coming… [eyecross]
…it’s Lisa Appleton, the best example of a Train Smash Woman evvah.
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
...one more time: who they?
...I was threatened with death if I stopped posting Liz Hurley pics, so here we go again. [Warning: link contains Joan Collins]
And some not-so earlier ones:
Just… damn. And that’s it for the news.
A review of said “device” (yeah, I looked):
Only the Brits – heh…
“Cons: Initially a minor concern it might fry my bits when it got a bit hot, but no issues so far.”
That Rose label brought back memories. When kin would visit from Kentucky, my grandmother would have them bring cases of those Rose pork brains with them. My grandfather loved brains and eggs.
“[E]very Korean woman looks like an oil drum balancing on two bowling pins. . .”
Uh…. what? Not my experience. I generally wouldn’t rate any Korean actress I’ve seen higher than a 6 or 7, (very occasional 8’s) but they’re certainly not ugly by any means either. “Oil drum on bowling pins” doesn’t describe any Korean I can think of.
OTOH, I only really see actresses and “idols” who tend to be selected for beauty, so perhaps the “common Korean” looks more like your description?
“Dumpy” is the word that jumps to mind.
They are talking about NORTH Koreans.
Very few of them get enough food to be dumpy.