When faced with this:
Gary Puckett: “You’re much too young, girl.”
Jimmy Page: “Over there on the couch, darlin’.”
Lest anyone gets all hot and bothered by this:
- it’s a fucking joke, and
- here’s what young Maisie Smith looks like nowadays:
That’s her, in the middle.
By the way, her Mom is a total hottie:
Just so we all know where my proclivities lie.
On my two visits to Pommieland in my 20s I discovered that
1. British birds bang like shithouse doors in a gale.
2. Go as high up the social ladder as I could. The common wenches were like the above example inclined to be a bit beamy and the posh tarts were far more likely to be on the pill.
3. The posh tarts didn’t mind being fed Chateau Box at a point-to-point.
She’s the “use it and dispose it” variety, quite common these days.
That’d be a “Kleenex”….blow one in ’em and throw ’em away.