“Lookit all the domestic terrorists!” – Any random FBI agent
Whose girl is that? Damn, now we’re one short!
Gordon’s announcement that he had forgotten the tin opener did not go down well
Where did the ocean go?
It took some time before Reginold Cortney-Smythe and his guests realized that new crew on his yacht were probably pirates and not coming back with the rest of the gear for the Beach party on the remote Pacific Island.
“FFS Charlie… we send you off to get beer, and YOU COME BACK WITH BUD LITE?”
“The first public viewing of a M-F tranny”
The Giligan’s Island re-boot.
The BBC attempt at a ‘British Gillian’s Island’ did not meet with much success.
For his first attempt at ‘going casual’, Emilio daringly forsook socks!
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*****
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Embracing the ‘bare ankles’ trend so popular amongst the native folk, Emilio finally ‘felt a part’ of their ancient ways!
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*****
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Secretly hoping to ‘score’ with one (or more!) native babe, Emilio ‘flashed’ his ankles seductively!
.
*****
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Tragically for Emilio and his ‘trip of a lifetime’, a translational error alienated the native babes… mis-reading ‘ankles’ instead of their favored ‘wrists’ (or maybe it was ‘adam-apple’) [smacks dang incompetent Google device]!
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*****
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According to informed sources, the magic-like transformation of Emilio from ‘king of cankles’ to ‘appendage diety’ is due to his strict diet of breakfast gins!
When wearing nice clothes, consider hovering above the dirty ground rather than sitting on it.
“Lookit all the domestic terrorists!” – Any random FBI agent
Whose girl is that? Damn, now we’re one short!
Gordon’s announcement that he had forgotten the tin opener did not go down well
Where did the ocean go?
It took some time before Reginold Cortney-Smythe and his guests realized that new crew on his yacht were probably pirates and not coming back with the rest of the gear for the Beach party on the remote Pacific Island.
“FFS Charlie… we send you off to get beer, and YOU COME BACK WITH BUD LITE?”
“The first public viewing of a M-F tranny”
The Giligan’s Island re-boot.
The BBC attempt at a ‘British Gillian’s Island’ did not meet with much success.
For his first attempt at ‘going casual’, Emilio daringly forsook socks!
.
*****
.
Embracing the ‘bare ankles’ trend so popular amongst the native folk, Emilio finally ‘felt a part’ of their ancient ways!
.
*****
.
Secretly hoping to ‘score’ with one (or more!) native babe, Emilio ‘flashed’ his ankles seductively!
.
*****
.
Tragically for Emilio and his ‘trip of a lifetime’, a translational error alienated the native babes… mis-reading ‘ankles’ instead of their favored ‘wrists’ (or maybe it was ‘adam-apple’) [smacks dang incompetent Google device]!
.
*****
.
According to informed sources, the magic-like transformation of Emilio from ‘king of cankles’ to ‘appendage diety’ is due to his strict diet of breakfast gins!
When wearing nice clothes, consider hovering above the dirty ground rather than sitting on it.