Some deep thoughts for the day:
Ah, never mind; let’s just go with outright defiance:
Is it too soon for Hawaii Fire jokes?
Nah, fukkem. They always vote Democrat, anyway, the hippie assholes.
And speaking of island paradises and suntans:
Here’s one which describes my condition:
So… let’s head off to work:
…with or without a tan.
Q: why is a tanned woman like a chicken?
A: the white parts are best
In 2015 I visited the town of Tequila, just outside Guadalajara. The little open air Mexican shops all had Tequila in 4 liter recycled plastic milk-jugs, some with the milk labels still under the new tequila labels.
$2 US each.
I didn’t try it because of cowardice and a desire to keep a few brain cells in working order, but I think that stuff should go to the very upper right of your liquor chart.
When you go to the beach, don’t sunburn your eyelids. Not fun.
Nude beaches might not have tan lines, but I gotta imagine sunburned genitals are no fun.
Just wondering how you remove a wheel and tire when the Boot clearly has a large plate covering the lug nuts. With some effort, you might be able to remove the entire suspension corner, but that seems a little extreme and I only carry a spare wheel and tire. … and I’m not going to leave a $ 500 wheel and tire behind, although I might be willing to return the pieces of the boot after cutting it off.
Hopefully if your vehicle gets BOOTed, it happens in a blue state with bad crime.
Then – you can tell the criminals, you probably don’t even have to tell them, to steal your rims.
– You didn’t remove or damage the boot – so the local govt can’t bill you
– your insurance will get you a new set of wheels, tires and rims
FREE labor from your local friendly criminals to remove the boot!
There are bull sharks in the Mississippi River and one will get caught in Kentucky every blue moon or so.
As for the shark attack , it’s a stretch.
“An UnderwaterTimes.com article from 2006 reported on the shark bite incident at Newport Aquarium, located just across the Ohio River from Cincinnati in Northern Kentucky.”