Let’s get on with it:
...combining mythology, fantasy, superstition and bad grammar all in one headline. (And no, there’s no link… are you kidding?)
Speaking of superstition, here’s the latest from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Dept.:
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…okay: I’m no fan of this foul broad but even I’m on her side here. Considering that she was only blowing/shagging her hubby, I don’t see how this qualifies as “prostitution”. [#KillAllGovtLawyers]
...FFS, when she’s not incoherent, she’s moronic.
...and hundreds of DMV employees flock to volunteer for the jobs.
...soon to be followed by a massive increase in the murder rate as the scumbags no longer face the chop. You heard it here first.
...keyword: France.
...and to everyone’s amazement, her album shoots to #2 in the charts the week afterward.
From Captain Obvious, Inc:
...in another report, actual sex is apparently more enjoyable than phone sex.
...and the media are still bemused by the fact that most Americans hate, fear and distrust the Fibbies.
And in some truly magnificent INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Good News.
...the only way this show could get any better would be if Lisa Hogan (51) were to be filmed in the nude in each episode:
I mean, she is Irish, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for Clarkson.
“…gold diggin whores….”
LOL, I’m screemin man, screemin lol
Couple years ago a friend stopped by and as soon as he got out of the truck he started on about how he hated gold diggers.
He had found out his live-in squeeze of 3 years was fucking around behind his back and he kicked her to the curb.
She then filed a palimony charge against him and WON! To the tune of $32,000.00 !!!
Just seen him the other day and he’s still bitchin about her….and has another woman living with him….
I grew up in the Pacific Northwest. Just as I was leaving about 25 years ago, WA passed a law: if you date a woman who has kids from a previous relationship, and the relationship with her ends, you can still be required to pay child support if you were with the bitch for some statutorily determined period of time.
“Kamala Harris Says Government Must Enforce ‘Equal Outcomes.’”
Death is an outcome.
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Kamalatoe: most asinine veep of my lifetime, and I’m old enough to remember Dan Quayle. Christ, she makes Danny Boy look like Rush Limbaugh (Peace Be Upon Him).
check the definition of prostitution. I think its to perform a sex act for money. The relationship of the participants is irrelevant to the definition. How do porn stars get around this law?
The Whitmer case should have resulted in more acquittals of ordinary citizens and more convictions of the FBI agents involved.
I hope Clarkson’s Farm gets a long renewal. That show is great at exposing the plight of farmers and the uselessness of government bureaucracy.
JQ
> Clarkson’s Farm
Just got back last Wednesday from a one-week trip to Britishland. Diddly Squat Farm was on the travel agenda…was a hairy drive getting there and getting out on roads so narrow they weren’t striped. (My skills at driving with a third pedal were also rusty after nearly 30 years of disuse, and the last time I “drove” on the wrong side of the road, I was 14 and riding a BMX.) Picked up a half-bottle of whiskey (or was it gin?) while I was there, but it somehow landed in my carry-on instead of my suitcase and ended up getting nicked by security at Heathrow on the way home.
Never saw any Wadworth (?) 6X, but had a good selection of cask ales to pick from nearly everywhere we went. Everywhere we stayed had some form of Full English available in the morning, of which I availed myself all but once (and had eggs Benedict that one morning that I didn’t).
I can also second the recommendation for Greggs sausage rolls…picked up a couple for the drive from Northampton to Plymouth, and even though they’d cooled down by the time I ate them somewhere along the M5 (?), they were still pretty decent.