Some of today’s items may not include links because they shouldn’t.
...along with Oprah, Beyoncé and Barbra Streisand’s housemaid.
...and, one hopes, very painfully.
…let me know when it’s hand grenades, and then we may get concerned (or not).
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...ah yes, the old “clotheslined vs. chlamydia” debate.
...sounds like something I’d do.
...going to add alcohol to it? No? Then, no.
...can we talk about EV batteries, now?
...finally, a Brit law that I can support.
...key word: India.
...this is what happens when you use the word “abuse” incorrectly. Calling a store clerk a lazy twerp: fine. Attacking him with a knife while shoplifting: not.
...the new generation of moon-worshippers being the one after the crystal-worshippers. Bunch of fucking muppets, all of them.
...I can’t enter this one because it’s amateurs-only.
And now: INSIGNIFICA!!!!!
...substitute “bed-hopping” and “boyfriends” to see how it works, sweetie.
Finally, Paige Spirinac has announced her 2023 Halloween costume line. She’ll have to work hard to beat last year’s effort:
…oh, wait:
Girl needs a good spanking, and I know just the man to do it.
I don’t know, I don’t care who Bradley Walsh is.
But I could watch Ole Joe do some of those gyrations, endlessly.
https://10best.usatoday.com/interests/explore/longest-staircase-ranking-world-sears-tower/
Rape should be a capital crime. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Slant,
I agree. Murder, Rape, treason, pedophilia should all be capitol crimes carried out within 6 months of sentence. I might push that out so that a mandatory three judge panel could review the cases to make sure that a just judicial process was carried out. Then it’s off to the gallows.
I think we should also elevate many crimes carried out under cover of the government should be elevated to capitol crimes. Did I miss any?
JQ
re — Megan and her shockingly hideous gravy incident
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Nobody should make light of any injuries, irregardless of hideousness or shockinglyness.
However, her mother tripping over the dog while carrying that ‘scalding-hot jug’… well, I think that nudges up against Benny Hill, nearly into Three Stooges, turf.
And rightfully so.
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However, that kitchen-to-table crew have a long row to hoe if they want to bump the biden clowns show from Eternal First Place.
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And apparently, if the accompanying portrait is accurate, the young lady is so distraught by her latest hideousness, she is considering loading her hand with real live finger bullets:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-66883722.amp
Note To The Squeamish:
* clicking the link immediately presents you with the Instagram portrait of the hideousness…
…taken after dunking her head in the gravy…
… but immediately prior to dunking her head in a half-hour of cold water…
…and held there by helpful family members.
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But don’t laugh.
Poor Daisy!