And speaking of freaks:
...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.
...and I agree. Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.
From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:
...still not killing people though, is it? That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.
...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.
...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.
From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.
...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.
...oops, busted. Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.
...keyword: American.
...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.
But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:
..hur hur.
And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:
...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing:
…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:
Aaaaaand… that’s the news.
That first purple dress is a crime. The second and third dresses are much better for all involved.
There are plenty of out gays in the arts.
speaking of gays, Commissar Frank in the Vatican has to go. He’s an appalling pope. He can take his liberation theology with him.
the environmentalists are really just another form of terrorist that needs to attend Hillary Benghazi Clinton’s super secret sleep away reprogramming camps. Composting them would also be an environmentally sound solution that they might enjoy.
JQ
Salma Hayek looks good in a purple dress. Truth be told, she’d look good in Saran Wrap.