...[insert circumcision joke here]
And now in the “No Man Should” Department:
...with all the enthusiasm the Biden Administration has showed in protecting our borders… okie-dokie.
...and nobody is surprised.
Internationally:
...because having solved all Seffrica’s current problems, he now wants to end all foreign investment in his shithole country.
...now use them. Oh wait, I forgot: Macron.
...♫ ♪ old times there am not forgotten ♪ ♫ ♪...
Back Home:
...wait, I’m getting confused. Does he mean that Angry Parents© are going to jihad now?
In the Unintentional Hilarity / Irony Department:
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and:
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...wait; aren’t those the hospitals whose basements house the Hamas rocket factories and arsenals?
...excellent... BUT WAIT!
…you lost me at “captured Hamas terrorist”.
...alive or dead, she’ll still vote Democrat in the next election. And speaking of liberal New Yorkers:
...guess there were a few MSNBC viewers who were also Jewish? [/snark]
And:
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And in the special Jihad Comic Section:
...who she? Well… some Lebanese chick who went into porn:
Hmmm… not sure that’s a disincentive to jihad, but whatever.
But as my Tribe friends all say:
I’d say send the terrorists back to the stone age but their ideology is already there
JQ
Does Mia even think of trips back to Lebanon, or would those be considered “nightmares”?
Like rappers who made fortunes rapping about the ‘hood, but know enough not to go back there.
I cannot insert a jpg, but the best ‘keep calm’ I have ever seen (and which is most appropriate for the IDF to follow) said:
KEEP CALM AND FIX BAYONETS.
‘Captured terrorist’??? I think the IDF needs to order a container load of canned Danish bacon, and issue a can to every squad. Then the captured terrorist can be given a 40 or 50 mm length of bacon in the mouth, and a strip of duct tape to preclude removal, followed by field expedient termination.
I can imagine the terr arriving at the gates of pedo paradise to be met by the ghost of Ruhulla Khomeini, the purity tester.
Try as I might I can not hear him except in the voice of Seinfeld’s soup nazi, saying:
Bacon Breath! No virgins for you!