Excuse me for a minute… [Pavlovian response]
Now on with the news, starting with the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...yet another triumph of Biden’s immigration policy.
...not in Nashville.
...we need to see more of this, all over the world.
And onto the great Palestinian Fuckup Fallout:
...Hamas: continuing Obama’s legacy to the gun industry.
...the Izzies must be losing their touch.
...when asked to point out Israel on a map, the senator said: “Aarghlpaptmpofftry”.
And on to Sex News:
...and nobody saw this one coming. [eyecross]
...confirming once and for all that yes, Bill Clinton was definitely on Epstein’s Client List.
...I didn’t even know that women were in the fencing business. [sic]
In Pre-Election News:
...enough of that stuff, Donald: you already have my vote.
...no no, you lesbo freak, you’ve got it all wrong, as usual. Trump doesn’t want to execute you; but I could think of several others who might be tempted.
#Fifth Amendment #BuyMoreAmmo
And Great Moments In Parenting:
...I dunno; sounds quite reasonable.
Then there’s this:
...not ordering the execution of Simon Cowell for Crimes Against Music?
And now, in INSIGNIFICA:
...so much for that “working-class punk” thing.
...nah, just kidding. Here’s Liz Hurley:
A much better way to end the news, yes?
If Americans were as racist as the left claims, and we have such easy access to firearms as is our right, why haven’t we seen some group of klansmen set up some hides on the border and just start picking off these criminal migrants?
JQ
I’d wager The Minutemen are securing more remote sections of our southern border, as CBP personnel are concentrated at the major points along the Rio Grande.
Would it be possible to make the “news roundup” a Britney Spears Free Place?
No, because Train Smash Rules are in place.
Liz Hurley bikini bridge sure starts the day off in the right direction
JQ
What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking??
Did Hendrick’s get Monty Python’s Terry Gilliam to design that label?
Looks like it, dunnit?
As to that Rocket attack on the Hospital. It’s been widely reported that the rocket that landing in the Hospital parking lot leaving a 2 foot wide crater and some damaged cars was a misfired Hamas ” rocket”. The second clue that it was not a Issy sourced missile is that the Hospital is still standing and not a smoking pile of rubble which is the usual result of an actual attack on a Hamas strong point.
The worst part about the Honduran, illegally present and the beneficiary of Catch-and-Release Dem policies, in Nashville, is that the partially burned body discovered was not his own.