Listen boy, I don’t care how or why it works that way, that nose is going to cost you triple!
Oh…. gee, Gepetto, you’re home early.
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On tour at the merch table, we see famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey playfully ‘adjusting’ her garments after a particularly athletic stage production of her newest show, SEX FOR DUMMIES!
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*****
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In a shameless display of self-promotion, famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey coyly flaunts her bloomers, enticing her legions of adoring fans to further heights of ‘buy everything’ frenzy at the merch table!
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*****
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In an evening of ‘performance art’ rivaling those of any of her competitors, famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey simulates ‘tossing aside’ yet another of her long line of ‘exhausted-n-emptied’ ‘toy-boys’!
In this still-life homage to the Golden Age Of Televisionprogramming, we see the television set offers the viewer control-knobs for vertical and horizontal, brightness and squelch… and yet, conspicuously absent are any adjustments for intelligence, those long-since deemed ‘non-essential’ by the programmers!
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[As with the government agents, the phrase ‘non-essential’ is interchangeable with ‘counter-productive’!]
You’d also be broken after a session with me!
oh hi Geppetto. I was trying to teach Pinocchio to stop lying by sitting on his face. we’ll try another session after I catch my breath
In Playboy a long time ago:
“Pinochio, tell a lie. Ahhh. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.”
Sophia used this picture as a warning to potential lovers of the consequences of seduction.
Listen boy, I don’t care how or why it works that way, that nose is going to cost you triple!
Oh…. gee, Gepetto, you’re home early.
.
On tour at the merch table, we see famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey playfully ‘adjusting’ her garments after a particularly athletic stage production of her newest show, SEX FOR DUMMIES!
.
*****
.
In a shameless display of self-promotion, famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey coyly flaunts her bloomers, enticing her legions of adoring fans to further heights of ‘buy everything’ frenzy at the merch table!
.
*****
.
In an evening of ‘performance art’ rivaling those of any of her competitors, famed ventriloquist ‘Dame’ Edoth Hetkelshackey simulates ‘tossing aside’ yet another of her long line of ‘exhausted-n-emptied’ ‘toy-boys’!
In this still-life homage to the Golden Age Of Televisionprogramming, we see the television set offers the viewer control-knobs for vertical and horizontal, brightness and squelch… and yet, conspicuously absent are any adjustments for intelligence, those long-since deemed ‘non-essential’ by the programmers!
.
[As with the government agents, the phrase ‘non-essential’ is interchangeable with ‘counter-productive’!]
You’d also be broken after a session with me!
oh hi Geppetto. I was trying to teach Pinocchio to stop lying by sitting on his face. we’ll try another session after I catch my breath
In Playboy a long time ago:
“Pinochio, tell a lie. Ahhh. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.”
Sophia used this picture as a warning to potential lovers of the consequences of seduction.
Sorry, my pistol’s on the other leg.
Blue Velvet, the dark side.
@stencil an easy winner.