One of the many things I detest about X/Twatter is that the response is posted above the initial Twat, so it requires eyeball gymnastics / Hebraic reading discipline to figure out what the hell everyone is talking about.
Here’s one stream, which I’ve edited so as to make it readable for people of reasonable intelligence:
…which brings me to my main point:
Adam Kinzinger is a total fuckhead.
And Ron DeSantis isn’t.
But you all knew that.
Here’s some (un)surprising news:
Republicans Are About to Get Caught With Their Pants Down in Virginia’s Elections
Ummm I hate to break it to you, but the Stupid Party’s pants are in a perpetual state of “down”, which is why the Socialists find it so easy to bend them over the desk, time after time.
Still, the details are awful, but in fact pretty predictable:
Virginia is one of the few states that holds its state-wide elections on off years, and the balance of its General Assembly there hangs in the balance. Gov. Glenn Youngkin has been working non-stop to secure a majority, both to deliver tangible conservative wins and to redefine the narrative surrounding more recent GOP losses.
Unfortunately, according to a new report, the Republican National Committee doesn’t seem to be interested in helping with that cause.
…because that might hinder the Stupid Party’s efforts to help the Socialists, you see.
And if you smell “Romney” all over this one, you would be correct.
The Republican Party is the NRA of conservatism.
Rule #1 when handling all loaded firearms, children?
Keep the booger-hook off the bang-switch!
Seems like this scrote didn’t get the memo:
A carjacker died after he accidentally blasted himself in the chest while trying to smash a window with the butt of his shotgun, an inquest has heard.
Officers investigating the death of Reece Ramsey-Johnson said they were satisfied there was ‘no third party involvement’ as they closed the probe into his killing.
Witnesses who saw the 22-year-old dying from gunshot wounds in the street outside a Lloyds bank in Sydenham on Sunday, September 8, said his own gun may have gone off when he used to to hit a car window.
Opening the inquest at Southwark Coroner’s Court on Thursday September 26, Dr Andrew Harris confirmed the police investigation had now ended.
He said: ‘The investigating officer is satisfied there is no third party involvement.
You may now do what I did when I first saw the report (and thanks to all who sent it to me):
Oh and by the way: criminals are not allowed to possess firearms in Britishland, so this report may be Russian disinformation. [/eyecross]
Leading with some discussion of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:
...and if that doesn’t cause the Belgies, Germans etc. to rethink the climate change bullshit… but wait! There’s more!
...so, not a complete disaster, then. Still on the topic of booze:
...now it’s expensive shit beer? (e.g. Molson’s or Heineken, for my Readers who’ve never tasted Foster’s or Swan)
In International Terrorism News:
...one wonders how she’d feel if a few Mossad guys did the same to her own kids, live on video. But she does have supporters, of course:
...actually, it does. In answer to the question “Which person in Congress would most likely be the first to strap on a bomb vest for use during the State of the Union speech?”, she wins by a country mile. And speaking of terrorsymps:
...like anyone would be surprised by that.
...”You’re next, assholes.” Well, I would have said that.
Latest news on the Socialist Front:
...bureaucracy at its finest. And then there’s incompetence:
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...the cells being already filled with people who posted mean things on Twitter. Key word: Britain.
From the Out Of The Frying Pan And Onto The Gas Ring department:
...just wasn’t her night, was it?
#alibi
Now, in more Sex News:
...my friend Patterson’s second wife Debbie was like that.
And in the perpetually link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...LOL small wonder (and no, you do not want to see the pics).
And now some news about a woman who isn’t a freak:
...and I have to admit, this is one old broad I wouldn’t mind exploring the Kama Sutra with.
And that’s all the news worth drooling over.
From the Knuckledragger:
“Hornady’s Critical Defense is my choice for carry ammo, both in .357 Magnum and .45 by God ACP. It’s both accurate and reliable.”
It’s also the most affordable “premium” self-defense ammo. I have it in my bedside .357, but I use Silvertips in my 1911. (That said, I’d use the Hornady CritDef there too, if I didn’t already have an ummm adequate sufficiency of Silvertips already.)
Also, I have the Sadz because of the accident at Hornady (see link).
Here’s a win-win situation:
The Fresno Teachers Association (FTA) is demanding that the Fresno Unified School district set aside parking for homeless families, as a part of their larger list of demands – such as free laundry services – as the union prepares to go on strike.
Yes; nothing says “We Care About The Children!” more than putting a squatters’ camp right on school property.
Fortunately, the school district is showing just a little common sense:
The district has previously stated that it does not plan to bow to the union’s demand, with the district’s chief communications officer saying that, “We do not plan to open our parking lots,” since “education, not housing,” is the school district’s area of expertise.
The union has other demands: money for “security”, an end to Global Warming, banning tooth decay and some other equally-important stuff, but nemmind.
Here’s the win: the longer this bunch of malcontent Marxists can stay out of the classroom, the better-off the kids will be.
And here’s the other win: the longer the school district plays hardball, the sooner the striking schoolteachers will have to join the ranks of the homeless they seem to care so much about.
Of course, there’s another way to deal with these striking teachers:
…but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.