News Roundup


And in other SEX NEWS:


...keyword:  Australia.


...so it’ll be Cherry 2024, then?  I’d even sell a couple guns for the premium “Salma” model… on the black market if I had to:


...just curious:  what does her age gave to do with it?

Speaking of things up the ass, try this one:


...yeah, attacking your opponent for wearing lifts.  Advice so good, it could only have come from Karl Rove.

On to the Glueball Jewhate News:

...embrace the concept of “equal quantities of both”, Stephen.

In related news, from the Dept. of Irony:


...sheesh, when you lose the professionals on this issue, you gotta know you’re pretty much fucked.

From Petty Crime News:


...here’s a punishment to fit the crime:  scourging, spread out over a few days, to include the face.  Then, if he wants to get rid of all those ugly scars, he can pay $50,000 to a plastic surgeon.  All those in favor:

Signs of sanity from the Great Cultural Assimilation Program:


...see?  That was easy.

Among the Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© events:


...I forget:  is the climate warming or cooling these days?

Time for some Financial News:


...the rest, he probably just wasted on low-class women of easy virtueNot that there’s anything WRONG with that.


...nah, they’ve just changed to buying them from Walmart, you idiot.


...in Hollywood terms, it’s “Madoff 2”, but with sexier-named scam terms and an uglier scapegoat.

In link-free INSIGNIFICA:

 

...now that’s a really good question.  You pussy.

Some welcome news:


...I just report;  you decide.

 

More evidence can be provided, upon request.

3 comments

  1. The quality of education at the Ivy League schools has plummeted over the past few decades yet the arrogance of their students remains at an all time high. blackball everyone who supports Hamas and the terrorists. No peace until the hostages taken by Hamas are liberated and the terrorists are exterminated. Salt the land like the Romans did to Carthage.

    The Paige Spiranac situation definitely requires far more research. More pictures please. this may require bunking work this afternoon. you know, for science and such.

    JQ

  2. That NY Post article about the OF woman…. Headline and URL both are kinda desperate-sounding with the “yes, she REALLY DOES make lots of money!!!! She proved it. See? SEE!?!?!?!?!?”

    Seems that all NY Post articles about OF creators follow this pattern. Could the fact that it’s an ad to recruit new “creators” to OF with the lure of easy money (that very VERY few will ever actually see) be any more transparent? It’s gotten to the point Tim Pool even mentioned it in a recent video. . . .

    I’m reminded of the historical clothing YT’er who opened an OF account for 2 weeks to provide “saucy Victorian ankle pics.” She charged no money, but still received about $1500 (IIRC) in tips, and shared the email she got from OF saying that this put her in the top 7% (or maybe it was 11? Either way, it was pretty high up there for not even an amount I would consider “full time income”) of all “earners.”

    If you care to see, it’s a fairly long vid at 27:31, but I thought it was good all the way through — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSxQHQ_1gX4

  3. Just a couple of notes:
    Solid gold toilet stolen! Police have nothing to go on.

    Re: Paige Spiranac rack. They’re real and they’re spectacular.

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