Sent to me by Tribe Buddy Mervyn:
Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
German – tosses out the coffee, carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
Hamas Terrorist – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinians so there will be peace.
Sounds about right, doesn’t it?
Bingo
One more.
American – CIA spends Billions to develop a fly sized spy drone which malfunctions and crashes into a cup coffee. A visiting Israeli observer retrieves the fly from the trash, modify’s and sells the improved and now fully functioning fly drone back to the Americans ( with undisclosed back door access ).
Gazan resident: Calls the fly a jew, gets bombed by IDF for being hamas.
Seattle Coffee shop chain owner – leaves the fly in the coffee, mixes it in, calls it “Free Range – Fair Trade with Natural Protein Sources” and charges $35 a cup. Sells out daily. Imports dried flies from China.