Susie knew the big bottle of Perfume in the Duty Free Shop was more than she should spend, but it would go great with her new bright RED party dress. She was expecting a big tip tonight.
My Body My Choice
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In 1975 we flew babies out of collapsing South Vietnam – called it a “Baby Lift”. Now the DoD wants to use your tax dollars to fund abortion tourism for US servicewomen. Happy Veterans Day but not Happy Birthday! And that, kids, is the “progress” in Progressivism.
Wanda made a note never to use that taxidermist again.
Mildred had a nagging feeling she’d forgotten something.
Narrator: Mildred had forgotten to use garbage bags.
Newly zombified, Nancy still packed her inflight snacks in brown paper bags.
Karen comes home early from vacation once she realized her monthly friend had tagged along
Is this a new ad in favor of or against abortion tourism?
Karen had no idea that the concept of keeping her husband’s “dick in a box” was entirely metaphorical until the TSA officer at JFK refused to let her go through the security checkpoint.
Wanda knew she would make a big impact at the Vegan World Summit.
Judy was on another of her periodic trips
On a recent jaunt through the abandoned pod-residences championed by “Eat ze bogs, be hoppy” WorldLeaders®, Ermagene guaranteed her safe return by judiciously marking her trail!
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*****
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As that silly ‘pod-residences’ fad trended-out, Ermagene loaded her bogs, and hoppily headed for the nearest BBQ joint!
.
*****
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After surreptitiously gorging in the dumpster behind the highly-illegal BBQ joint — RulingElites only! — Ermagene drearily slogged back to her assigned pod-residence… drearily ready for her next dose of bogs!
Susie knew the big bottle of Perfume in the Duty Free Shop was more than she should spend, but it would go great with her new bright RED party dress. She was expecting a big tip tonight.
My Body My Choice
.
In 1975 we flew babies out of collapsing South Vietnam – called it a “Baby Lift”. Now the DoD wants to use your tax dollars to fund abortion tourism for US servicewomen. Happy Veterans Day but not Happy Birthday! And that, kids, is the “progress” in Progressivism.
Wanda made a note never to use that taxidermist again.
Mildred had a nagging feeling she’d forgotten something.
Narrator: Mildred had forgotten to use garbage bags.
Newly zombified, Nancy still packed her inflight snacks in brown paper bags.
Karen comes home early from vacation once she realized her monthly friend had tagged along
Is this a new ad in favor of or against abortion tourism?
Karen had no idea that the concept of keeping her husband’s “dick in a box” was entirely metaphorical until the TSA officer at JFK refused to let her go through the security checkpoint.
Wanda knew she would make a big impact at the Vegan World Summit.
Judy was on another of her periodic trips
On a recent jaunt through the abandoned pod-residences championed by “Eat ze bogs, be hoppy” WorldLeaders®, Ermagene guaranteed her safe return by judiciously marking her trail!
.
*****
.
As that silly ‘pod-residences’ fad trended-out, Ermagene loaded her bogs, and hoppily headed for the nearest BBQ joint!
.
*****
.
After surreptitiously gorging in the dumpster behind the highly-illegal BBQ joint — RulingElites only! — Ermagene drearily slogged back to her assigned pod-residence… drearily ready for her next dose of bogs!