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  1. Susie knew the big bottle of Perfume in the Duty Free Shop was more than she should spend, but it would go great with her new bright RED party dress. She was expecting a big tip tonight.

  2. In 1975 we flew babies out of collapsing South Vietnam – called it a “Baby Lift”. Now the DoD wants to use your tax dollars to fund abortion tourism for US servicewomen. Happy Veterans Day but not Happy Birthday! And that, kids, is the “progress” in Progressivism.

  3. Mildred had a nagging feeling she’d forgotten something.

    Narrator: Mildred had forgotten to use garbage bags.

  4. Karen had no idea that the concept of keeping her husband’s “dick in a box” was entirely metaphorical until the TSA officer at JFK refused to let her go through the security checkpoint.

  5. On a recent jaunt through the abandoned pod-residences championed by “Eat ze bogs, be hoppy” WorldLeaders®, Ermagene guaranteed her safe return by judiciously marking her trail!
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    As that silly ‘pod-residences’ fad trended-out, Ermagene loaded her bogs, and hoppily headed for the nearest BBQ joint!
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    After surreptitiously gorging in the dumpster behind the highly-illegal BBQ joint — RulingElites only! — Ermagene drearily slogged back to her assigned pod-residence… drearily ready for her next dose of bogs!

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