Starting off with a little good news, for a change:
...although as a Texan, I’m a little unclear about this “gun permits” concept.
From the SPORTS DESK:
...keyword: Australian. Also:
...and if you guessed the keyword as “South Africa”, you would be correct.
From the First World Problems Dept.:
...Israeli citizens were not available for comment.
Speaking of which, in the Glueball Jewhate section:
...while invisible to the fuzz were the 300 protesters chanting “Kill All Jew Bastards!”
In the OMG We Didn’t Expect Consequences For Our Jew Hate section (no links):
...
From the Dept. of Health:
...also noted by Captain Obvious.
Time for some SEX NEWS:
…the bracelet was what gave her away, the filthy animal.
...for the teenage trifecta. Also, keyword: Idaho.
...keyword: Belgium.
...keyword: New Zealand. And she looks pretty much as you’d suspect she would.
Speaking of ugly women, some Broken Promises:
...yeah, she said that when GWB was elected, and didn’t. Unfortunately.
And now: INSIGNIFICA!!!
...and all for nothing, as Bernstein was a terrible conductor.
...relax, kids: it’s only gonorrhea.
#Penicillin.
Finally, some TOTTY NEWS:
...close, but no cigar.
And in earlier times:
One last item:
Nice way to end this.
“Deadly Giant Cobra Invades Golf Course”
Pity it wasn’t the Congressional Country Club.
Also; wouldn’t it be nice if when some celebrity twerps say they will leave the country if “A” wins, and “A” wins, “A” immediately instituted deportation?
Why do they always promise to leave but never, ever do?
My hopes go up and then are dashed on the rocks.
Keep your damn promises people!
I’m surprised more Israelis aren’t demanding access to firearms and ammunition after Hamas came to visit last month.
The police roust the Jews and supporters of Israel but ignore the atrocities of the 7th Century savages. Can anyone name a muzzy who has made a great contribution to society since the 7th Century? Are there any great authors, artists, physicians, philosophers, etc.? I don’t care how much these anti Israeli folks grovel. Make them pick up litter at the side of the road and clean up dog parks. Ban them from any position of responsibility.
I’m stunned that I didn’t hear about the para teacher who molested the teen boy. That occurred not far from me. Maybe I’ll post that link on the AFT FascistBook Page when they whine about teachers needing more money or gloat about some teacher winning an award.
JQ
Joke’s on that last guy as his girlfriend is at home with the coconuts drinking it all up.