…and in my case, the early morning sun. Anyway, let’s see what the news had to offer us last week:
...let’s give the man the benefit of the doubt, here: there are a couple hundred good reasons why someone would carry an AR-15 near the Capitol.
In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...no reports from Minneapolis or Green Bay, though.
Now let’s look in at the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...joining the Scandi countries in this initiative.
A Technology Newsflash:
...betting is that the crushed guy was a lifelong Democrat voter, in which case the robot can be forgiven its confusion.
And still more technology, or rather, reversing technology:
...sadly, this is not the beginning of a trend. I’ve seen the numbers (as a consultant to supermarket chains, remember) and the savings are just too great, in an industry which still runs on 1.75% net margins.
And now, in Wildlife News:
...no confirmation that her name was Mary.
...acting like Southside Chicagoans, in other words. Still on bears:
...remember, kids: shoot, shovel and shut up. And for the “shoot” part, I can recommend the following (stainless because it’s kinda humid out there):
...the latter loaded with slugs, as extra-special anti-bear medicine.
Time for a Glueball Jewhate update:
...yeah, guys: that’s really sticking it to the Infidel. You chumps.
...my suggestion:
In Travel News:
...yeah, I’ve flown coach on American too; it’s no picnic.
And in the ever-uninteresting category known as INSIGNIFICA:
...for “star-studded”, read “well-worn vaginas”.
...killjoy.
And still on that note [sic], there’s Entertainment News:
...as long as it’s Kylie Minogue and not Lizzo. Here’s the helium-voiced Kylie:
…and here’s Lizzo:
