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Some news you may not have been aware of:
...not to mention that 75,000-mile “new battery” cost.
...wait, what?
...okay, that’s more like it.
From the Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© Dept.:
...you know, there are times when I think we can learn a lot from the French.
In Entertainment News:
...007(a) and 007(b)?
From the Glueball Jewhate News Desk:
...but if I were to do the same outside some mosque shouting “Drown Gaza City!” the response would be a lot swifter, and more severe.
And a “new” development in the Great Cultural Assimilation Program:
...no doubt, on his third or fourth illegal entry into the U.S. via our “secure” border.
In Election News:
...”and that’s only if she campaigns topless from now on”.
And in International News:
...”because we terrorists have to stick together, right?”
In Animal News:
...is it too much to hope that it was a Birkenstock?
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...the ducal dildo?
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Finally, in somewhat-more-palatable Showbiz News:
...just so you all know what the poor man had to deal with, here she is:
Looking a little more perverse, so to speak:
And still not bad, even though a (fake) blonde:
The line to be her next co-star forms over here, behind me.
Please note how long it took to identify the arsonist at the MLK home, and how fast the story disappeared. Now imagine how many cities would be on fire now if the arsonist had been some half-bald, pot-bellied, racist white guy who lives in his mother’s basement. Just sayin’.
didn’t Scott Adams the author of Dilbert comics get canceled for making the recommendation to avoid members of a certain protected class of people?
JQ
And another thing. To hell with “daddy’s been a good boy.” Grumpy Old Uncle has been tolerable, and he wants a new Smith and Wesson!
From what I hear, quality control is lacking on new S&W revolvers. I’d be pissed if I have to check out a new S&W revolver as if it were used to check lock up, timing etc. Pre-1980s or maybe even early 2000s seem to be better quality, with the hideous lock or not.
JQ
“…you know, there are times when I think we can learn a lot from the French.” I think that’s a first, Kim. If not a first, at least as rare as hen’s teeth.
Is Angelina Jolie planning on moving to Cambodia before or after the election?
I thought Harry & Meghan’s prized possession was the duchess’s strap-on.
“…movie bosses eye up TWO actors for next film in 007 franchise’…”
No doubt one will be some skinny, angry, haughty looking black chick who will be cast as some kind of man killing superwoman who throws guys twice her size through building walls, and the second will be a trannie cast as an international improvising espionage genius ala MacGyver who cracks codes better than Bletchley Park and sneaks into ultra secure locations with astonishing ease by changing sexes as needed.
I suspect the movie moguls will ruin the Bond franchise just as they killed the Jack Ryan franchise with the movie “Without Remorse,” loosely based on the Clancy book of the same name, which was a good book turned into a lousy movie. The film makers had the gall to cast a tall, gaunt black former model as the Seal Team leader who saves the day, and the book’s hero Mr. Clark, described in the Clancy books as a slender guy with blonde hair, was played by a black guy who resembles an NFL running back. He at least was credible as a major badass, but by comparison, the skinny model in a Seal officers uniform made Demi Moore’s infamous cinema attempt at Sealdom look credible.
Connery will always be Bond in my book.
Even if they wanted to, I doubt Hollywood could find two of today’s actors that added together equaled one Sean Connery.
Two actors as James Bond could be very good if they use the older actor as a framing device (think The Princess Bride). Imagine the older actor to be Christopher Lee as Bond talking to a historian. How about an aged-up Liam Neeson?
Fuck Liam Neeson with a couple of running chainsaws. that anti gun rights Sonofabitch can suck the exhaust pipe of a 1968 diesel Greyhound bus. Stronger sentiment to follow
JQ
Well, Mitt, I’d say Haley has exactly one more chance of defeating Trump than you do.