Could the news possibly be any worse, I ask? I report; you decide.
...given some of the rulings I’ve seen recently, I think they’ve been doing that for years. Key word: Britishland. Also, see next item:
...’nuff said.
From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...subject to the delays caused by the usual EPA “checks”, by which time everyone in the state will have died of cold already. And: Illinois?
In Business Medicine News:
...more like YAY! YAY! YAY! but whatever.
From the Department of Corrections:
...giving a whole new meaning to the term “prison screw”.
...must have found Epstein’s client list. Also:
And in the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
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...just execute the little bitch and make her a martyr for Allah.
And speaking of martyrs:
...I guess Jahweh is mightier than Allah? We atheists get confused.
In Lawn Order News:
...as well they should. But I was told there would be landmines...
...key word: Oregon.
...better late than never. Keyword: Scotland.
And in Election News:
...and pretty much every year. Key name: Wrong Way McDaniel.
In other Entertainment News:
...faked it that long, eh? Good practice for when you’re married.
...we all knew that, hun.
In the blessedly-link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...okay, I’ve always had the hots for this little ginger shrimp, even though a) Australian and b) terrible taste in husbands.
And that’s all the news fit to worry about.
Since this is the “News Roundup”, I’d like to go off-topic for a moment. You can delete it if it’s inappropriate, but I think it needs to be said.
Katie Hobbs, unfortunately the current Governor of Arizona, is a fraud.
For those of you (and there can’t be many) who are getting all tingly and pre-orgasmic because she has ordered the Arizona National Guard to our southern border to deal with the unrestrained flow of Illegals into the Arizona section of the United States, please remember that one of her first official acts (January 3rd, 2023) was to order the removal of the border barriers erected by her predecessor, Doug Ducey.
Tens of thousands of unwanted migrants have crossed our border, unrestricted because of her direct action. Now, suddenly, she’s determined that it might be a problem.
Unless the National Guardsmen have orders to use all necessary force to stop this invasion, it will be of little or no value to have them shuffling paperwork and bus tickets for the Feds.
Katie Hobbs, STFU!
We now return you to your regular commentary.