3 Worst Women

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Here are the three worst kinds of women to be romantically involved with, in no specific order:

  • College professors.  They are used to being treated like gods in the classroom, and they expect you to do the same.  Or they’re fucking headcases who teach one of the “___ Studies” courses.
  • HR career women.  Fortunately, these things are generally unspeakably ugly and your chances of getting involved with one of them are slim, unless you’re a masochist in which case you deserve everything you get.
  • Comedians (we used to call them “comediennes”, but now that’s apparently taboo).  If you want every detail — emotional, sexual, whatever — of your private life to become just another part of her act, date one of these grunts*.

*except for Irish comedienne Aisling Bea, who is totally hot and could say anything about me she wanted, as long as I could do unspeakable things to her young Irish body when she’s not on stage.

Phwoarrrrr…

22 comments

  1. Related to your 3:
    “A woman who works, or has worked, as a stewardess, prostitute, escort, hostess or porn “actress”.”

    Yeah, good point. Any woman who’s been a sex worker of any kind, even for a very short time (stripper, porn actress, or prostitute/escort/call girl). Many of these women are irretrievably damaged; and even if they aren’t, the risk is simply too great. Most either have or have had at least one STD. Most probably can’t bond even if they want to.

    Any woman who has worked as a stewardess or hostess. (Add bartender to that.) These women have met, and served, scores or even hundreds of highly attractive men. They meet and deal with cads and players on a daily basis. Most of them have slept with a player or three. High risk of alpha widowhood. They are the quintessential strongindependentwomen ™. They are accustomed to, and jealous of, their independence.

    I would include bartenders at certain types of high end bars and dance clubs as well.

    There is another factor which is that these women have essentially conditioned their minds to see their sexuality as something they barter with. Sex and sexuality is something they use to “trade” for something else. I don’t think they can turn that attitude off when it comes to a relationship.

    From here:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20140426075516/http://www.justfourguys.com:80/women-to-avoid/

  2. Kim is spot on, here’s a few more details to add

    College Professors – I work at a college. 99.9 percent of these college professors (aka teachers. Professor a BS term) – are far left commie twats and many are also feminazi. Whatever the latest woke craze is, you can bet these crazy bitches will be on it. Most are ugly as sin. The few , and I mean very few , that are even somewhat attractive, stay the fuck away. Luckily I’m married and if I wasn’t I would even consider dipping my wick in this pool of insanity.

    HR – years ago I worked in a a department that was being overseen and supervised by HR. My boss was really good. Fair. Helpful. Wanted to do a good job. Thats a rarity. I’ve met 2 decent HR people in my whole career of so far 24 years. Holy fuck most of these HR types are ugly as sin and crazy as fuck. Most are men hating vaginas who act like they are on the rag all the time and they have a vendetta against men. For the most part, HR is an affirmative action program for women. Most of the women working in HR wouldn’t have a job if they didn’t work in HR. And they don’t even do their HR jobs well. Stupid. Ugly and out to get people. That’s 99.9 percent of HR.

    Comedians. Most comedians are not funny at all. They make jokes that are woke as shit. Think Amy Schumer. Fuck she is nasty inside and out. Most are terrible human beings. Liberal as all hell. And many of these show biz types are a fucking mess. Drinking drugging and binging. Stay the fuck away. Never dip your wick in crazy.

    1. Bloody hell coffeeman, are you 100% on target or what!

      Uni Professors (aka wankers who can’t get a job in the real world) are a bunch of entitled leftie weirdos who think their shit don’t stink – ask me how I know this.

      HR right-on bunch of box ticking cnuts couldn’t be more woke if they tried. Went for a job at a local Trust – worked there before. Had to wait a few minutes before going in next. One of our “colonial” friends walks out of the interview room and instantly I knew I didn’t stand a chance.

      Commediennes – there’s one I particularly can’t stand – Rosie Jones. Go look ‘er up cos I just can’t. Plays for the other side as well. One of the fundamental skills a comedian needs, is to be able to be understood. Yeah. Just no. Not even funny.

      Now Mickey Flanagan on the other hand, should come with a danger to health warning! Now he IS worth looking up on yew choob.

  3. Ms. Bea is indeed totally hot … to look at. Sadly, she’s all over YouTube with clips from various Brit talk shows (or are they game shows, you can’t really tell) and if those clips are any indication of her actual personality, you wouldn’t want to go there. Seems to be way out on the hot/crazy matrix, like so many so-called comediennes. Compare at Sarah Silverman, Jenny McCarthy, Taylor Tomlinson, and the list goes on. Topic for another day … can women be funny?

    With regard to your original topic, I would suggest Psychologists/Psychiatrists are the worst. They might be a combination of college professors with HR craziness. Run, don’t walk. (And don’t ask me how I know.)

      1. Oh, and as for Bea: most of the terrible things I would do to her Irish body would involve Step #1: Duct tape.

      3. No, no you really don’t. I also seem to have hit on another “Women to Avoid” according to that article cited by Steve, above. I lived for a year with a flight attendant. If I called her a stewardess, I would have to duck. Very hot-crazy. Perhaps I was lucky to survive the period between wives.

      1. Taylor Tomlinson is honest and rather entertaining. She gets a pass but she’s the exception to the rule

    3. I picked a psychiatrist at a club in Clarendon, VA, circa 2005. I was there with a couple of military vet buddies. We left the club in the early hours to go find a place to eat. She interrupted a conversation I was having with my buddies about mutual friends we had that were deployed. She made the statement that psychiatrists faced as much danger everyday as soldiers deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan. After determining that she was, indeed, serious, I got up, paid the tab, and went home alone.

  4. If one hasn’t realized that most corporate HR Departments, and their foul denizens, are actively evil, they haven’t been paying attention.

  6. All true, and I could add some, but it makes no difference, because your last sentence is the one that dominates the male mind.

    My wife was a CPA, specializing in audits. Thank God she’s been retired now for 30 years, having quit when the oldest kid turned six, and is now … less precise.

  8. Here’s one that jumps to the head of the line:

    Anyone who identifies as a minority female in Federal or State Government at any pay scale. They are experts at finding their “power center (how they can F you over)” and combining that with EEO/AA and the knowledge that they can’t be fired for any non-felony action. Multiple that by a factor of 10 for women in the DC area.

    A close second? Any military Nurse Corps officer above the rank of O-3. By that time, they’ve quit taking care of patients and moved into “leadership” roles, which generally consists of ratting out junior Nurse Corps officers for banging enlisted corpsmen/medics/techs. Which, by the way, is the oldest tradition in military medicine.

    1. Thinking WAY back to my time as an AF Medic, what you say is way true. Many of the O-1 and O-2 nurses were fresh out of school with an officer’s paycheck and a need to make up for lost time. At many bases, they were the hottest of the limited number of American women (speaking the same language) and they knew that made them like royalty.

      But like you said, when the bars changed to leaves, everything changed. Management by threats and screaming became the norm. Gold leaves on a white uniform very often signified permanent OTR. There were great nurses who became good management level bosses, but they were few and far between. The saddest were the ones who wouldn’t play games with the senior level bosses looking to step out on their wives and suddenly found themselves without promotions and on their way out with the next reduction in force.

  9. I went out with a psych major for a few months back in the day. She used me as living experiment and said and did all sorts of extremely crazy things just to see what my reactions would be. I was 18 and really didn’t know any better but eventually got the message that the crazy in that woman was way too strong.

    At about the same time my dad gave me a good bit of advice which has worked out pretty well over fifty odd years – “Never sleep with anybody who is crazier than you are.”

  10. Topcat, my sister would agree with you on the milnurses. She retired as an O5 AF nurse, and the stories she tells… (She was a mustang, so successfully resisted the brainwashing.) Mind you, the civilian nurses play around way too much for the most part as well. Check carefully and often if you’re thinking of a relationship.

    Another category of women to beware – models. Way out on the hot scale, know it, and amp up the crazy because they figure guys will take it.

  12. I almost never replay to my own posts, but I thought this was important.

    My brother and I were discussing this post and I quoted the above article to him, and he said, “I’ve lived it.” My wife used +sex or -sex to get me to do what she wanted, until my divorce.

    And it made me wonder, how many American wives see sex as a barter item in “trade”, to control their husbands. And how many husbands resent it.

  13. Famous novelist Max Cossack would disagree with your rejection of comedians.

    And on the other side, I’ll nominate engineers as women who are mostly keepers.

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