Caption Competition #312 December 29, 2023 Kim du Toit Captions And just in time for New Year’s Eve… Your suggestions in Comments.
Sopranos fits perfect with Lizzo “what she needs is her own zip code” “small state. She moves in, she could tip it over”. “had a 90 pound mole taken off her ass”. “she’s so fat that when she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food”! “I LIKA WOMAN YOU CAN A HOLD ON A TO… You hold on, you’re fuckin hands’ll disappear” “She’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu”. “When she hauls ass, she’s gotta make two trips” “Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet”!
You can have a cookout party, and you can have a meth party, but you can’t have a meth cookout party. .
The latest statement from Donald Trump makes progressive’s heads violently explode across America. [We should be so lucky.]
I left the EV I got for Christmas plugged in and charging, damn!
The first, and last, time anyone fell for the “pull my finger” line.
When Lizzo played the “Let’s light my farts!” game, the result was inevitable.
DING! DING! DING!
I like curves but Lizzo is just a plain old fat slob.
Lizzo doesn’t have curves, she has rolls of fat hanging off her.
Sopranos fits perfect with Lizzo
“what she needs is her own zip code”
“small state. She moves in, she could tip it over”.
“had a 90 pound mole taken off her ass”.
“she’s so fat that when she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food”!
“I LIKA WOMAN YOU CAN A HOLD ON A TO… You hold on, you’re fuckin hands’ll disappear”
“She’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu”.
“When she hauls ass, she’s gotta make two trips”
“Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet”!
You can have a cookout party, and you can have a meth party, but you can’t have a meth cookout party.
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Bob’s new magnum potato gun failed its proof load.
“Darling, you didn’t use canned salmon, did you?”
“Baby, you need to CALM DOWN.”
The latest statement from Donald Trump makes progressive’s heads violently explode across America.
[We should be so lucky.]
“Honey, do you smell natural gas?”
“I don’t know, let me turn on a light and see…”
But on the plus side, she got the spider….
Mark D
The federales just learned that the dog statue was filled with tannerite and roofing nails
Yep.
When the time comes take more of them than they take of you.
You mean the authorities found Timothy McVeigh’s vacation home, and kicked the door in for a search?
Goddamit I said math lab not meth lab!
Finally. A Bob Ross painting I’d buy. Look at all those happy little trees.
This, my friend, is what asymmetric warfare looks like. You sure you want to go there?
And it was at that moment that Wanda realized she had found the man of her dreams.
Dammit! I knew those Muzzies next door were up to no good!
Daddy got the credit card bill from the family Christmas shopping, and *boom*!