Let’s start off with a little news about Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...keyword: Australia.
...so we ban people, then? Or wait: if we can reduce Glueball Wormening by a little judicious population pruning, I gotta list.
...and the loss in oil-related revenues will be made up from…?
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project comes this:
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…ummm if yer gonna slag off Jews, you might not want to do it in Miami. And this just in from Church Chronicles, Islam Division:
...yeah, we all know that ain’t no way to treat a lady — I guess the Muzzies just didn’t get the memo.
In LGBTOSTFU News:
...any bets on the length of his/her jail time, if any? Anybody? Bueller?
And in the Dept. of Education:
...see above.
From the Health Department:
...so the choice is: die or become a vegetable?
...as opposed to down your throat?
Economics News:
...and not just during the holidays, Sparky.
...so Japs are playing the long game in the Let’s Conquer America thing, then.
Further Immigration News:
...fucking hell, if California has become too skanky for Nikki Sixx...
And a Christmas piece:
...could that be a metaphor about the death of Christmas? I report, you decide.
And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:
And in Liz News:
...it’s been a while. I’m sorry...
That should do, for a while anyway. Still one of the better ways to show the end of the news.
