News Roundup

First Roundup of 2024.  Try to contain your excitement…

And off we go:


...which is as it should be, and not just in Brazil.  Can’t see the problem, myself.

And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:


...come on, Al, you can do better than that.  Why not five billion?


...they don’t work if there’s no wind, they break if there’s too much wind.  Fucking Goldilocks machines.

From the Waste Of Time Department:


...Susan who?  Is she still alive and fucking things up in Congress on behalf of the Downeasters?  And on a related topic:


...this is what you get when you prevent law-abiding Irish citizens of the non-IRA persuasion from having their own guns:  they have to use steak knives.


...and can White people in New York defend themselves with guns?  Don’t be silly;  they can’t even use steak knives because of the No Pointy Stabbing Stuff Law of 1973.


...never trusted them damn Commanches anyway.



...could have been worse;  he could have used it for a legitimate purpose, e.g. buying some trannielit for a third-grade class.


...way I see it, Christmas Day for murderers should be when they’re excused their daily scourging, let alone getting a fucking “festive dinner”.

In International News:


...expect our own socialists to send observers down there to see how they do it.


...longest ever recorded, so far.  And to make it truly international:

(same principle)


...fucking scientists are always pissing in someone’s soup.

And in similar INSIGNIFICA:

And finally, in TV Actresses You’ve Never Heard Of News:


…here she is as a youngin:

 

And here she is today, at age 40 in the aforementioned bikini:

Weeny or MILFy?  I report, you decide.

8 comments

  1. Ms. Ellison … another miniature person … meh. It’s as if someone picked up a corner of the continent and all these lookalike tiny blonde whores drained into Southern California where some fraction of a percent of them will have enough talent and/or sexual skill to become famous. Presumably most know exactly what they are signing up for in order to get the golden ticket and judge it worth the cost.
    On the other hand, I saw yesterday where Bella Thorne, a stunning young actress, revealed that she had been sexually abused between the ages of 6 and 14 while working for the Disney company. She’s not the first such and I have heard it said that it happens to most such kids in that world, male and female alike. Little wonder so many of them wind up nuts. One wonders what amount of cleansing fire would be appropriate to remedy such a system.
    As much as I enjoy looking at pictures of attractive women, the nature of the system that makes them available to look at occasionally gives me pause.
    Finally, am I the only one who often finds the INSIGNIFICA more interesting than the other stuff and misses the links? Naomi Watts! Come on.

  2. Lots of problems if you keep your penis out of places it shouldn’t go. Work out with your girlfriend or wife where those places are. Be prepared for the consequences if you break the agreement. I hope the punta was extremely good for that dude because that’s the last bit he will be receiving for a long time.

    The Irish take to knives. Good for them! Now give them their firearms back.

    what kind of lunatic listens to Al Gore anymore? His father was a racist. I’m sure Owl Gore hides his racism and bigotry a little better.

    NYC and most of these Democrat run enclaves are simply too violent for good people to live in anymore.

    Prison meals should be repetitive. Give them the same slop three times a day, day in, day out. Make prison utterly horrible. The smarter ones will find other options for earning a living rather than go back to jail.

    The left likes to doxx people so I am not surprised at all by the events in Bolivia. I’m sure leftists in America are taking notes from the Communist Chinese and the Bolivians.

    dunno who that actress is but she’s not bad on the eyes at all.

    JQ

  3. Kaepernick doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Is it any wonder:
    Santa for a decade or more has failed to bring him any talent.

  4. Re: Ms. Ellison – Butterface now, but cute as a youngster. I’m betting the “naughty bits” are as haggard as the face at this point as well.

  5. “ Moses’s parting of the Red Sea may NOT have been a miracle and could have been
    because of a meteorological phenomenon”

    And just why is a vastly unlikely Meteorological event at exactly the right time NOT a miracle?

  6. Blondie there looks like the personification of the old saying “rode hard and put away wet”.

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