From some Izzy pol comes this little snippet:
Well, yes. As some smarty-pants academic said a little while ago, context is everything.
I mean, I feel the same way about Commies (apart from the “rape” thing, I’m not the man I used to be –although I might be persuaded to take at least one* such ghoul for the team).
Still, it’s not a healthy thought and the Pals should be dissuaded from acting out those impulses by, say, mass relocation to the Congo. (For some reason, Israelis have an institutional dislike of concentration camps and Babi Yar-style killing pits, so relocation seems to be the best alternative.)
So I’m not going to condemn the Pals outright because glass houses etc. But I am going to encourage the Izzies to do whatever they think works. I think they can generally be trusted to do the right thing, e.g. blowing up Iran’s nuclear bomb capability, so as far as the foul and loathsome Hamas / Hezbollah assholes are concerned, it’s all systems go.
*Most Commie chicks are foul-smelling and horrible, but given sufficient gin and so on, I might be able to handle ol’ Susan Sarandon, provided that Step 1 involves the liberal [sic] application of duct tape to her mouth just to shut her up.
Even then, though… [shudder]
I guess that makes her a two bagger. One bag for her. One bag for you. In case her bag falls off.
Wouldn’t that make her a four bagger? Just judging by the picture …
I say this about la Sarandon: “Nice tits.”
This grows out of a line from WKRP in Cincinnati. Mother Carlson — the station owner — once says of Andy Travis (the station program director) that he has nice hair and teeth. To imply that that is all he has to offer. I say of opinionated Hollywood harlots with little more to offer than sexual appeal — nice tits. Especially on matters weighty and political.
Nice tits, Suzie.
I’d take my chances on a random Waffle Hut waitress over Susie Stalin.
What’s that line?
“I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me.”
Maybe the Izzy teens shouldn’t hold a drunken rave right next to the fricking border where the Pals live, if they truly feel that way. Either way, not my circus, not my monkeys. The USA has no business getting mired down in yet another motherfucking foreign entanglement. We should take all the money and effort we devote to foreign aid and take care of our problems at home instead.
> provided that Step 1 involves the liberal [sic] application of duct tape to her mouth just to shut her up.
Ball gag.
She’s probably used to that and could bring her own.
As Cdr Salamander pointed out, the ugly truth about ethnic cleansing is that it works. See Europe immediately after WWII, and the removal of ethnic Germans (as well as other ethnic minorities that troubled the majority of whatever country they were in) to inside the ‘proper’ borders.
I would go for Iran or Afghanistan as the dump site.
And I’ll second the suggestion for a ball gag vice duct tape.
Sorry Kim but the lot you drew is to have relations with Barbara Streisand, not Susie Stalin.
JQ
Oh, that’s cold!
how about Margret Cho, Jeanine Garofalo or whoopsie goldberg?
You guys are fucking savages.
And I mean that in its most POSITIVE sense.
the brightest ironic candle candle of the whole menorah is (according to the information I was given) that the “rave” was held to celebrate the coming peace with the Gazan (sorry! I’m just unable to call them “Palestinians”) Arabs.
Susan Sarandon?
“celebrating peace with the Gazans” – Kinda like the Cylon sneak attack in the pilot episode of the original ‘Battlestar Galactica’?
Art imitates life imitates art.
Stay safe
Since Greeks and Turks want all of the island of Cyprus, I say kick ’em all off and move the so-called Palestinians there. Don’t allow ’em any kind of airforce or navy and let ’em fight it out by themselves. Any missiles fired from Palestinian Cyprus could be dealth with by the Israelis, including any punitive actions. It’s the only two-state solution that’s liable to work.
Sarandon’s got a big mouth. It’ll take a whole roll of duct tape – the good stuff, not the dollar store kind.
I think the two-state solution Israel should pursue is the same two-state solution Hamas et al are pursuing. They want to have Israel and Israelis dead, and Arabs alive, and I think the reverse is just as likely, if not more so, considering how well terrorists fight people who can fight back, as opposed to women, children, the aged, the ill, and the surprised.
“River to the sea” can be an Israeli slogan too. Just sayin….
Valine,
I agree with you on that one. The Israelis have improved that area since 1948 or before and have given the world many technological advances. The Arabs in the area have given the world nothing but trouble. Evict all the Arabs.
JQ
Re: Comrade Sarandonova
“You gotta fight through that shit!” — Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction
If you just relocate them all you’ll have is millions of exiles seething to one day retake their “God given homeland”. Those millions will spend their days indoctrinating their kids and launching the occasional terror strike around the world and trying to spread their misery wherever they can. The only real answer is extermination, and Israel might as well get to it while they’ve got them bottled up.