Okay, here’s a participation game which is prompted by this little snippet (no link because reasons):
So, Gentle Readers: what are the three ugliest, rudest, most impertinent and foul questions you could ask of His Royal Gingerness?
Yeah, I know, nobody gives a shit about this emasculated little Brit woketwerp or his horrible Hollywood slutwife. Have some fun. Winner gets a prize TBD.
After the Mongol invasion of Samarkand, I lost track. What were we talking about again?
Ah yes, the Saudi Royals. What almighty despicable people.
When you and Meghan have sex, who’s on top?
Why didn’t you just let her stay in Vegas?
Is it true that you have a book in the pipeline about her racist family?
Did your mother kiss your frostbite better?
Did Camilla tell you why you have red hair?
Were you shocked when you found out that Meghan is also trans?
– When was the last time you saw your real father?
– What brand of lube does Megan use when she pegs you?
– Do you agree with fellow ginge Frankie Boyle’s assessment of your Mum’s commemoration?*
* – see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkJqbO0zHss
#1 is gold.
What’s your sexy pet name at home?
1) Ginger Cuck
2) Ginger Cunt
3) Ginger Gimp
4) I love all 3!
well we could definitely delve into very vulgar questions that makes “The Aristocrats” joke seem tame.
1. When’s your wife’s NEXT re-bore due?
2.Does your D touch the sides?
3. Only two questions as you’can’t handle too much, erm, probing
How long do you have to go down on Meagain to get to put it in afterwards?
What does Willie Brown’s dick taste like?
Does Meagain prefer your dogs to watch or participate?
1. Is the pegging worth losing your title?
2. Do you ever dream about having a threesome with Cressida Bonas and Flea Brudenell?
3. Do you ever secretly think that your brother got the better chick?
#3 is pure salt in the wound…
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On my telephone, your ‘bonas&flea’ link goes to today’s column about the two royals…
1 – How many pounds of silver did you get for taking your princess off the market?
2- Did your dad give you any pointers how to handle a nag on your wedding day?
3 – Do you wish you were still in uniform, and could be deployed away from your domicile for extended periods, for the Crown and such?
1. What size is her largest strap-on?
2. Does she tie you up with silk rope, nylon, or barb wire?
3. After castrating you, did she tell you what they tasted like?
Excuse me your highness. But myself and millions of real men would like to ask one thing of your life and marriage.
On the anniversary of your marriage does your wife bring out the Little box that contains your balls and allow your to see and fondle them for a few minutes?
SO cruel… even if true.
Does Megan’s box smell like Cod or Sardines?
What does William’s Cock taste like?
How much would you pay for Megan to be chased into a tunnel in Parus by Papparazzi?