In light of all the revelations stemming from the Epstein Papers, Sarah Vine asks the question:
What to do about Bad Uncle Andrew? That’s the pressing problem facing King Charles over his morning egg – and it’s not an easy one to solve.
Well…
Just tryin’ to be helpful, here.
And for those who don’t know what all the fuss is about, here’s a clue:
Randy Andy?
Chuck could wack his pee-pee with a paint stirrer until it’s black n blu.
Herry is a chopper pilot, and not a bad one at that. Old Charlie3 just needs to mend fences and run a Pinochet special, then grant Harry the property of the (ahem!) fallen.
William is also a chopper pilot, and I’d argue a better one than Harry the Whipped (William flew Air Ambulance & SAR), so no need to mend fences.
I was not aware of William being such, all the tabloids seemed to focus on the ginger back in the day. Still, it has to happen under Charlie3 before he tosses the keys to the kingdom at William.
Sadly I think all the current remaining monarchs have lost the balls and Borgia streak to take care of business on the quiet without leaving fingerprints.
Randy Andy takes up landscaping and gardening then has an “accident” with the wood chipper. But only after he names everyone involved in Epstein’s Pedo Playland.
JQ
Teenage breastesses: God’s greatest creation, Satan’s best weapon.
Henry the 8th must be howling with laughter.
Ms. Vines please provide a list of male royalty that have not catted around?
I bet the Royals are annoyed that the IRA has moved from the streets of Ulster to the legislature.
JQ
Such choices: Taken out like Fredo or whacked like Diana.
So when Queen Elizabeth passed away she’s up in Heaven and meets St. Peter.
She asks him, “I just saw Princess Diana. How come her halo is bigger than mine?”
St. Peter replies, “That’s not a halo. It’s a steering wheel.”
I don’t know much about Prince Andrew, but the sensational papers were simply alive with tales of his misdeeds. I toured the English countryside in search of information that might be useful to an amateur American reporter. I stopped for petrol in a lonely village with only one pump.
“Say,” I asked the honest crofter as he filled my tank. “What do you think of this Prince Andrew business?”
His eyes filled with tears. “Prince Andrew raped my daughter.”
Are we talking about the same country that allowed large groups of pakis to move in and create rape gangs and harems of underage brit girls while the po-po and authorities all looked the other way? Because of DEI or some shit like that? And they are all upset over Randy Andy? Serious lack of priorities.
From wiki:
Rotherham, where hundreds were abused by gangs of South Asian men, omitted suspect ethnicity in 67% of cases. A report said Children as young as 11 were raped, trafficked, abducted, beaten, and intimidated, predominantly by men of Pakistani heritage.