Let’s slice up the news.
...just wait till the videos get to PornHub and xHamster…
...honestly, I’m really not interested in the details of Michelle’s midnight erections.
...oh STFU, Frankie.
#PerpetualComment
...should be more, but the principle is excellent. Make the bastards pay.
...just one big ol’ happy law enforcement family, Cajun style.
...everybody sing along now: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “You say you want a revolution, well, you know…” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
From the Dept. Of Commerce:
...that’s because people can’t keep their big yaps shut. Nobody should know that you’re bonking a workmate, or two.
...the sample probably excluded management, who I bet would have a different take.
...and still none in Plano, TX? Assholes.
In the Dept. Of Ethics:
...actually, I don’t care about this kind of thing, especially because I have similar thoughts about the Obamas, the Clintons and pretty much all the Bidens.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...not only knew, but actually facilitated — proving that people will do just about anything to help their kids get better grades.
And in related Sex News:
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#Oops.
...which is just a long-winded way to say: “I’m a pathetic incel loser.”
And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Totty News:
...and for pictorial proof, here’s the very pneumatic Apollonia:
…Longtime Friend & Drummer Knob asks: “Imagine going to pick her up for a first date, and she opens the door wearing that…”
That’s some extensive real estate, and that’s enough coverage from me.
At my house we refer to that as “toaster cleavage” for reasons that should be obvious. We first named it thus when exhibited by Aretha Franklin in her middle years.
Smartphones… work… stress…
If you don’t feel stress at work you’re probably not doing anything worth while.
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Ricky Gates & Ed Cromwell weren’t feeling any stress beyond the Giants/49’s game.
Allegedly adult beverages, cannabis, cell phones and portable televisions helped in this regard.
Pope Frank opens his mouth to reveal that he’s still an imbecile. That should be a standing headline.
I hope the Babbitt family win and win big then the perp is frog marched to prison.
What keeps Michael up at night? that’s easy, it’s the joy of pegging that skinny Kenyan without a strap on.
that Louisiana Police Chief, his wife and side piece should have taken a page out of that cop from Tennessee’s playbook. She kept the morale up of her entire department.
JQ
Perhaps I should have gone to high school in Mississippi. Teachers did not look like that in eastern Washington farm towns.
Small clarification, Kim: The Opelousas Police Chief, well, he ain’t Cajun. Neither was his wife or the side-piece.
Funny thing is, I have heard nothing about this from our local media here in South Louisiana.
Small clarification, Kim: That Opelousas Police Chief, well, he ain’t Cajun. Neither was his wife or the side-piece. Cajuns don’t tend to wear dreadlocks. That would be cultural appropriation, and that would be bad.
Sorry: all Louisianans are Cajuns unless they’re Black. (Generalization #745)
Of course, I could just have played “Guess The Race”…
Couldn’t you have at least shown us her storm cellar?
Hey Kim, that lack of a Greggs near you sounds like a business opportunity. Do they franchise?