Let’s start off with some Election News:
...kinda like the conservative Supreme Court guys were over the abortion thing, huh? Sauce, goose, gander, etc., you fucking Commie cow.
...yeah, they’ve been “trending Republican” since the 1990s, and yet somehow they always keep sending Democrats to the White House and Congress. Consider me unconvinced.
In related Political News:
...is it so wrong to be envious of the Argies, for once?
...never a Covid death when you really want one. And speaking of disgusting Commies…
...when you’re running huge deficits, you’ll harvest extra revenue from anywhere.
...hate to break it to you, Ed, but Portland is Third World.
From the Animal Kingdom:
...key word: Australia.
...see previous item.
News from the Muslim Assholes Dept.:
...ah yes, the Religion of Peace strikes again. Also, they lie:
...they’ve been taking lessons from Bill Clinton.
Time for some better Sex News:
...the only surprise is that he was fired at all.
#LiberalCollege
...wait: Dolly Parton has always been in an open marriage, and I’m only finding out about this now?
And in more Showbiz News:
...the poor, poor man; how much more suffering must he endure for his art?
In (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, let’s look at what I’m calling the Edible Eighties:
Donna Mills (82):
Linda Gray (80):
Martha Stewart (81):
…and especially Martha:
…that’s her “JBF” look. Pity the fool…
And that’s all the old news for today.