Now, as for the less-important stuff…
...I’ll take “both” for $400, Alex, but it’s 80% “evil”, and 20% “clueless”. And in related news:
...gonna sell give them hi-tech equipment to guard against U.S. missile attacks, no doubt.
#SameAsIran
...nice idea. Now how about amending it to read “any U.S. citizen” — you know, as per the Constitution — instead of just “journalists”?
...so every time we call attention to or ridicule some government fuckery, we’re “weaponizing” it?
#GuiltyAsCharged
In the Lawn Ordure Dept.:
...keyword: no, not Alabama; France.
...nice to see that “PhD” still isn’t a job requirement for criminals.
...never mind moaning about 20 years being “excessive”, asshole; after what you did to that girl, you should have been executed.
#OnlyInBritain
Hot from the Dept. of Education:
...asks the question, then closes comments.
#TypicalLeftist
In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...you mean those fires weren’t because of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©?
#SuppressThisNews
In the Sex Wars Chronicles:
...isn’t this the generation that doesn’t want to see sex scenes in movies? Somebody’s lying their asses off.
...rookie mistake. No man should ever do one of those quizzes because they’ve all been designed by women to catch men out.
And now for some INSIGNIFICA:
And in ShowBiz News:
…but that’s not the story. This is:
...wait: you mean… Claire’s available now???
Well, if that’s not ending the news on a hopeful note…
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