News Roundup

Bad News

Speaking of pigs:


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...whereupon mobs of angry citizens start hanging and shooting the illegals — oh wait, this is NYFC, nothing happened afterwards.  Never mind, carry on.


...oy, the insufferable little bitch is going to be impossible now.

From the Pulpit Chronicles:


...now if they’d sung folk songs, there’d be executions.

Time for some International Relations:


...are you sure it’s not angry parents or Catholics, you asshole government thugs?


...gosh, now I wonder which ethnic group they’re talking to, specifically?
#Somalis

In Election News:


...I just want the ATF gig, and I’m not a Senator.


...as US Democrat Socialists take notes for their own October 2024 arrangements.


...oh well, as long as they didn’t waste it.  Useless asswipes.


...I guess Katie Hopkins was already booked elsewhere, otherwise why get the “40-day wonder” (who is Conservative but NOT conservative) to speak?

In Marketing News:


...Marketing Rule #1:  always establish your customer base numbers before starting your business.  Even if it’s a religion.


...I’m confused:  satisfaction 20 minutes after ordering, or 20 minutes after the product is delivered?


...and in related news, the Clintons pre-announce that they have an alibi for when she has her unfortunate accident or commits “suicide”.

And in the newly-labeled 

     

 

And in more ShowBiz News:


...LOL “confirms” — like she could deny it:

And to get that horrible visual banished from your brain:


There ya go… and that’s the news.

6 comments

  1. The criminal migrants should have their biometrics recorded and shipped back to their country of origin. Maybe they should get tattooed on their foreheads so that they can be immediately identified and deported when they return. Maybe notching an ear or two like they do with pigs would work too.

    More Dita please! Now why hasn’t she been an option for a traveling companion on your Eastern seaboard drive or any other excursion?

    You want the ATF gig? you’re not going to collect many pay checks I’m afraid. In my opinion we need to take ATF’s budget and reassign it to the Civilian Marksmanship Program.

    1. I’d need to utterly destroy the ATF first from within, so that it could never be rebuilt with reinstatement of funding.

      1. Just repeal GCA-68, and there will be no legal justification for the ATFe.
        We survived quite well without the Feds telling us how we could manufacture, buy, or sell firearms (etc) for 192 years, we can do so again.

  2. Kim, I support you for heading up the ATF, as I’m sure you agree with the idea that Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a gov’t bureau.

    What the f*** is with celebrities these days?!? I don’t want to hear the details of the bloody sex lives, not Taylor Swifts, not heidi Klum’s, not Pamela Anderson’s, and not FFS, Tom Selleck’s! What two or more consenting adults do, behind closed doors, is no one’s business as long as no one is physically, mentally, or emotionally damaged.

    And I’ll just look at Dita von Teese, I don’t want to buy a pair of her stockings, especially if she shagged Marilyn Manson while wearing them. [Gack!]

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