Someone shouted “Eat a bag of dicks!” Her reply shot back, “You’re on!”
“Brang on the negro’s!”
Playing “Hide the Sausage” goes best one at a time.
…Miss Oakland, Miss Gary, and Miss Newark, go into a bar and…
.
Women with cats.
does this mean that Kackle-A is out and Pedo Joe is auditioning a replacement?
Kackle-A Harris gives lessons to help “empower” the next generation of female leaders.
hey look! it’s my ex finally putting her skills on public display!! Nope, I’m all out of bail money.
Just trying to recreate those old sorority parties.
That’s known as “The Multiple Monica”, Jim.
The Queen of the Weiners competition involves not just a parallel (not series) hot dog eating contest but also the Lewinsky Memorial Human Humidor contest.
Practicing for a ménage à douze.
Oh that’s just beautiful.
This wasn’t what H. P. Lovecraft meant when he talked about Cthulhu and the Deep Ones, is it?
“And the finalists for the Dr. Zoidberg look-alike contest are…”
How to find the area of a circle:
Engineers: πr²
Girls at parties that engineers don’t get invited to: See image above.
As my uncle Dean said, there’s a keeper in there.
Suddenly, the three ‘ambassadors’ from the future reveal their tentacle oral organs… and suddenly — although not completely unexpectedly — they immediately consume the band’s bass player!
.
*****
.
As other potential ‘buffet’ victims run screaming in terror, the alien band plays on… minus that tasty bass player!
.
*****
.
As the band fine-tunes their vocals only moments before their second set of the wedding, the bass player hits that all-important low ‘E’!
.
*****
.
Finally exposed after decades of speculation, several members of the hollywood ‘elite’ enjoy their grubs while warming their cold-blooded bodies in the glorious southern California sun!
Flashback to the selection of Biden’s VP nominee
Someone shouted “Eat a bag of dicks!” Her reply shot back, “You’re on!”
“Brang on the negro’s!”
Playing “Hide the Sausage” goes best one at a time.
…Miss Oakland, Miss Gary, and Miss Newark, go into a bar and…
.
Women with cats.
does this mean that Kackle-A is out and Pedo Joe is auditioning a replacement?
Kackle-A Harris gives lessons to help “empower” the next generation of female leaders.
hey look! it’s my ex finally putting her skills on public display!! Nope, I’m all out of bail money.
Just trying to recreate those old sorority parties.
That’s known as “The Multiple Monica”, Jim.
The Queen of the Weiners competition involves not just a parallel (not series) hot dog eating contest but also the Lewinsky Memorial Human Humidor contest.
Practicing for a ménage à douze.
Oh that’s just beautiful.
This wasn’t what H. P. Lovecraft meant when he talked about Cthulhu and the Deep Ones, is it?
“And the finalists for the Dr. Zoidberg look-alike contest are…”
How to find the area of a circle:
Engineers: πr²
Girls at parties that engineers don’t get invited to: See image above.
As my uncle Dean said, there’s a keeper in there.
Suddenly, the three ‘ambassadors’ from the future reveal their tentacle oral organs… and suddenly — although not completely unexpectedly — they immediately consume the band’s bass player!
.
*****
.
As other potential ‘buffet’ victims run screaming in terror, the alien band plays on… minus that tasty bass player!
.
*****
.
As the band fine-tunes their vocals only moments before their second set of the wedding, the bass player hits that all-important low ‘E’!
.
*****
.
Finally exposed after decades of speculation, several members of the hollywood ‘elite’ enjoy their grubs while warming their cold-blooded bodies in the glorious southern California sun!