…so when the cabin pressure drops, your pants fall, and a perspirator…
.
TrolleyDolly : “Excuse me sir, would you like some T.W.A. Coffee”?
Me, an Englishman : “No thanks, but I would like some T.W.A. Tea”
If that’s the new anxiety reduction procedure, I believe I just developed a fear of flying!
Coffee, Tea or Me taken to a whole new level.
It’s going to be a bumpy flight.
Please put your seats on my upright position.
Alaska airlines takes extraordinary efforts to attract travelers back after doors fall off of plane in mid-flight
Pre-game warmups on the flight to Epstein Island.
Putting the “premium” back into Premium Economy seating.
When Japan Airlines says they’re giving passengers more legroom, they aren’t kidding.
When you don’t CARE if the airline gives you the middle seat.
“Why are you so angry?”
They put me in row 18!
I call bullocks
A guy could not have his seat back in the upright position and still be able to visit the cockpit. There would be no bump and dump with the setup.
Methinks it is a doctored photo, but if not, I want to fly united one more time.
Will be planning a trip to Asia very soon.
You see, that’s just what they WANT you to do… smart, those little yellow men. [/Groucho Marx]
My luck, I’d be the lone guy on the far right.
My kind of flight
Wow, fresh brewed iced tea!
In this hilarious new commercial for THE ENTIRE ISLAND IS ON LSD, a few of the discredited Thigh-Warmer Girls visit the studio during another popular ‘Flight To Noplace’ segment… and now, for your viewing pleasure, de-pixilated!
.
About that jug of fermented urine, I got nothing.
…and that’s only Economy.
Business class seatbelts.
Cathay Pacific always had the best cockpits
…so when the cabin pressure drops, your pants fall, and a perspirator…
.
TrolleyDolly : “Excuse me sir, would you like some T.W.A. Coffee”?
Me, an Englishman : “No thanks, but I would like some T.W.A. Tea”
If that’s the new anxiety reduction procedure, I believe I just developed a fear of flying!
Coffee, Tea or Me taken to a whole new level.
It’s going to be a bumpy flight.
Please put your seats on my upright position.
Alaska airlines takes extraordinary efforts to attract travelers back after doors fall off of plane in mid-flight
Pre-game warmups on the flight to Epstein Island.
Putting the “premium” back into Premium Economy seating.
When Japan Airlines says they’re giving passengers more legroom, they aren’t kidding.
When you don’t CARE if the airline gives you the middle seat.
“Why are you so angry?”
They put me in row 18!
I call bullocks
A guy could not have his seat back in the upright position and still be able to visit the cockpit. There would be no bump and dump with the setup.
Methinks it is a doctored photo, but if not, I want to fly united one more time.
Will be planning a trip to Asia very soon.
You see, that’s just what they WANT you to do… smart, those little yellow men. [/Groucho Marx]
My luck, I’d be the lone guy on the far right.
My kind of flight
Wow, fresh brewed iced tea!
In this hilarious new commercial for THE ENTIRE ISLAND IS ON LSD, a few of the discredited Thigh-Warmer Girls visit the studio during another popular ‘Flight To Noplace’ segment… and now, for your viewing pleasure, de-pixilated!
.
About that jug of fermented urine, I got nothing.