Month: February 2024
Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell admitted that he was wrong to expect inflation would be transitory when it started to rise three years ago.
I wonder what clue he and the other asswipes at the Fed missed: that government spending was increasing exponentially, that the Federal debt was spiraling upwards, or that the government was printing ever-more money to pay for government-created Covid-related expenses and social program giveaways instead of paying down the debt?
That’s some college degree you must have there, Chair Guy. You fucking moron.
You’re “wrong”, and we’re being bent over the desk and raped by your mistake every time we go to the grocery store or try to pay down our credit card debt.
Head & Shoulders
Sent to me by Reader Tony H (thankee, squire), an analysis of shotgun brands sold.
Executive summary: It’s Mossberg (43%), and then all the others. (Add Legacy, at 24%, and that’s two-thirds of the market.)
I’m rather surprised at Mossberg’s dominance, but no overly so. The shotgun is the most basic kind of firearm extant and the fact that Mossberg’s budget-priced line dominates the market reflects its commodity positioning.
Me, I’m casting longing eyes at the shotgun I’ve always really wanted, the Mossberg 590 Mariner (~$625 street):
And yes, despite my preference for the 20ga chambering in general, I’d get it in 12ga because nothing says “Fuck Off And Die (FOAD)” like a couple pops of 00 Buck thereof.
Self-defense in its purest, and most basic form.
Killjoy Statistic
The majority of sudden deaths among men during coitus took place during extramarital sex.
I’m assuming that this excludes death at the hands (or knife, gun or baseball bat) of the aggrieved husband catching one in the act of Teh Naughty.
Difficult Comparison
A new survey of 6,000 respondents from the UK, France, Spain, Italy, Germany and the US has found which European language is considered the most attractive.
The previous poll, which was released in 2017, named French the sexiest language — but that was displaced by this new research.
This year’s survey showed that Italian is now rated as the world’s most attractive language.
Hmmm. Of course this is subjective, but it’s quite fascinating as a thought exercise. It’s also difficult to stage the question, because in many cases the respondents may not have actually had experience with hearing the languages spoken in sexy tones or in a sexy context.
One could try to imagine who would sound sexier over a romantic dinner, say Marion Cotillard vs. Monica Bellucci:
…but really, it’s almost impossible. Now, which one of the above two has the sexier accent when speaking English? Ooooh, even more difficult. French is softer, but Italian is more passionate.
Try Françoise Hardy vs. Ornella Vanoni, then. Even more difficult, and more so when you understand the lyrics — wistful vs. heartbroken.
Maybe a few more choices would help. Catherine Deneuve vs. Sophia Loren?
How about Melanie Laurent vs. Francesca Dellara?
Okay. I don’t think any of this is helping. I myself cannot decide between gentle and passionate, so I’m declaring a tie.
Close, But No Cigar
Reader Mike L. asks me whether this incident is worthy of being classified as a Righteous Shooting.
It nearly is, Mike, except for this part:
The break-in attempt did not go as planned. The owner, Gordon Richard Sr., 75, used a muzzleloader rifle to shoot one of the three men, causing the other two to flee. He then secured himself inside the home and called the police.
State police say the man who was shot was 39-year-old Paul E. Brown of Milton and St. Albans, he was seriously injured.
When police arrived, the other two intruders had fled. The police report states, “Responding troopers located Brown in a neighbor’s yard. No other individuals were found at the scene. Brown was transported by ambulance to Northwestern Medical Center in St. Albans and later transferred to the University of Vermont Medical Center in Burlington, where he was listed in critical condition Wednesday afternoon.”
You all know the rules: no dead goblin, no Righteous Shooting.
But Our Hero deserves a huge “Attaboy” from all of us for using a muzzleloader to send the “Leave Me Alone” message to the would-be property redistrubutionist.
Oh, and Mike? Let me know if the goblin snuffs it, so I can upgrade the award from Armed Good Guy to Righteous Shooter.