And speaking of women needing Nervine:
...maybe with each other, but no man should. And then there’s this:
...I don’t know if there’s enough Nervine left for this one — unless she’s the one who cornered the stuff.
Now for some Good Tidings:
And in Election News:
...keyword: Russia — but coming soon to a polling place near you.
...I guess “We’re totally fucked” was judged to be too inappropriate a summary.
In Legal Notes:
...well, “Jesus” told me she needs a swift cunt punt, but I managed to control myself.
...proving that when it comes to the law nowadays, there’s no room for facts and sanity.
...let’s hear it for the Second Amendment.
In Millennial News:
...well, except that it’s not your fucking money — yet — so they can spend it on whatever they want… you selfish asshole.
In Sporting News:
...and that’s just for the Swedish Olympic team.
...not that anyone would notice, or care.
And when it comes to 
...you don’t say, Jen! Here she was, back then:
...and here’s what she looks like today, around 51:
Still quite toothsome with, I suspect, a teensy-weensy bit of surgical help.
And that’s the news.
McCarthy is easy on the eyes but she’s too high on the Crazy Hot Matrix.
So if illegal aliens can have firearms, then what stops the ChiComs or Hamas or some other group of terrorists from sending their soldiers across the border out of uniform and then cause mayhem in our country?
I thought the CIA was formed to topple communist regimes in other countries. Those boys have been slacking for decades.
Feminists have better sex? probably because their mouths are otherwise occupied so they can’t spread their rancid hate speech and the other participant is too distracted to listen.
Of course dudes menstruate. Because reasons.
I think the woke gender horseshit first appeared on my radar 20-ish years ago, when Serena Williams had set some major record in the sport. NPR had John McEnroe on as the expert commentator to weigh in on it. During the interview McEnroe called Williams the greatest women’s player of all time. NPR’s woke host said “Why do you call her the greatest women’s player? Why not just the greatest player?” McEnroe replied “Because she’s not. She couldn’t beat the 800th ranked player on the men’s side.”
It instantly became a ridiculous, fabricated made-up controversy, and McEnroe took a ton of heat for it. Williams got sucked into the drama & gave an interview where she made it clear she didn’t completely agree with McEnroe. She said she probably could beat the 800th ranked men’s player. But certainly not the 100th ranked. She said she had a hard time playing against her male coach, and he’s not even a pro. He’s a… coach. She went on to say that given the physical disparities, she wasn’t so sure it could be said that men & women were even playing the same game.
From NPR drones offended by reality, we’ve moved on to shoveling porn into schools. Books like All Boys Aren’t Blue for eager young minds, because woke gospel holds that the classroom is where kids need to learn to suck dick, and prepare themselves to be sodomized by adult members of their families. The campus is now petri dish where a 15 year old girl can be forcibly sodomized by a 14 year old boy in a dress, who belongs in the girls’ room with his victim. Because gender fluid, or something. When the victim’s dad dared to sound off about it at the school board, he was arrested and jailed. Because that heretics are punished when they commit the sin of wrong thinking.
A dude before his local school board reading excerpts from another canon of woke scripture,
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1770444353116545481
and therefore perfectly appropriate for kids. The board kills his mic and has 5 cops haul his black ass out the door. To anyone not repulsed by his reading – never mind the reality that it’s being made available to children – do the world a favor and dive head first into a wood chipper.
This goes much, much deeper than narcissistic lefty posing. The OG Marxists fractured their societies along class lines. Their current day progeny are trying to do the same using race, gender and grooming kids. The left desperately wants to mainstream its delusions and depravity, and has all kids in its crosshairs. Anyone unconcerned about that is either deliberately clueless, or evil. Spoiler alert: it’s the latter.
Sorry for the long windedness. But I fear we’re headed for a John Brown moment.
Slant: rant away. It’s what this blog is for — i.e. not just for my rantings.
A coconut? From his rectum???
Made my eyes water just thinking about it. Bet his eyes watered, too!