Speeding? My Ray-Bans are polarized. I can see my speedometer. You didn’t see nothing with those cheap Oakleys.
The original ‘strong independent’ female — ‘admoral’ [lol!] rachel levin, MD — during a different phase in those misspent younger days of his youth!
Ok …… so you actually are Danny Sullivan. Practice for the Street Race starts NEXT week. Here’s your ticket.
In 1970 the local race shop in Brighton ( Buston Suburb ) sold a Lola Formula B to Dick Smothers. He came to pick it up after a show in Boston. He wants to test it. It’s late Sunday Night, Everything is closed, There’s a full moon and Storrow Drive is 2 Blocks away from the shop. So we loan him a helmet, Stap him in and he drives down a deserted Storrow Drive all the way to Leveritt Circle and Back ( 10 miles RT to basically Downtown Boston ) No lights — Open exhaust, wings and Race tires. No problems …. MDC Police responsible for the road were long gone home or asleep in their cars.
Just let me do one more lap…
The top end will absolutely blow your mind.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Because I let you.”
This. LOL
It’s really very simple, Officer. You see, my wife…
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Cop: Ok Sir, so you’re Lewis Hamilton – how you spelling Lewis?
Hamilton: L.O.O.S.E.R.
Cop: gotcha.
Yes, I agree all these new street circuits look the same. ……… It’s Right at the fountains then LEFT toward the eye.
Okay, THAT’S damn funny.
giving me a ticket because you lost the race is poor sportsmanship officer Unfriendly.
you see officer, my ex-wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back. That’s why I was speeding
“Officer, on my life, the vato I bought this from — I think his name is Paco — SWORE that it was street legal.”
“Yes sir, my radar gun IS properly calibrated. In any event, the difference between 170 and 175mph is pretty academic, don’t you think?”
“Wait… if you’re only going to 7-11, where are you going to put the chips and 6-pack?”
Speeding? My Ray-Bans are polarized. I can see my speedometer. You didn’t see nothing with those cheap Oakleys.
The original ‘strong independent’ female — ‘admoral’ [lol!] rachel levin, MD — during a different phase in those misspent younger days of his youth!
Ok …… so you actually are Danny Sullivan. Practice for the Street Race starts NEXT week. Here’s your ticket.
In 1970 the local race shop in Brighton ( Buston Suburb ) sold a Lola Formula B to Dick Smothers. He came to pick it up after a show in Boston. He wants to test it. It’s late Sunday Night, Everything is closed, There’s a full moon and Storrow Drive is 2 Blocks away from the shop. So we loan him a helmet, Stap him in and he drives down a deserted Storrow Drive all the way to Leveritt Circle and Back ( 10 miles RT to basically Downtown Boston ) No lights — Open exhaust, wings and Race tires. No problems …. MDC Police responsible for the road were long gone home or asleep in their cars.
Just let me do one more lap…
The top end will absolutely blow your mind.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Because I let you.”
This. LOL
It’s really very simple, Officer. You see, my wife…
.
Cop: Ok Sir, so you’re Lewis Hamilton – how you spelling Lewis?
Hamilton: L.O.O.S.E.R.
Cop: gotcha.
Yes, I agree all these new street circuits look the same. ……… It’s Right at the fountains then LEFT toward the eye.
Okay, THAT’S damn funny.
giving me a ticket because you lost the race is poor sportsmanship officer Unfriendly.
you see officer, my ex-wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back. That’s why I was speeding
“Officer, on my life, the vato I bought this from — I think his name is Paco — SWORE that it was street legal.”
“Yes sir, my radar gun IS properly calibrated. In any event, the difference between 170 and 175mph is pretty academic, don’t you think?”
“Wait… if you’re only going to 7-11, where are you going to put the chips and 6-pack?”
On the rear wing, and turn off the DRS.
Mann! Did you put nitro in that morsickle?
As a matter of fact, I do know Danica Patrick.