Let’s kick off with some good news, from the Dept. Of Education:
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And from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Temple:
...oh FFS.
From the Department of Irony:
...who as I recall voted for Biden over Trump, 53% – 47%.
From the Parish Newsletter:
...good thing he’s Anglican and not Catholic, or that Commie Pope would have got it all.
In Dietary News:
...does this mean I shouldn’t be eating Twinkies with my breakfast gin?
...relax, Jake; it’s New York fucking City.
In the Dept. of Wokery:
...coming from a guy who really needs a swift slap in the face.
...I didn’t even know that the National Organization For Women was still around. Kinda like the NRA for Cat Ladies, I guess.
...so that when someone tells him to “Go fuck yourself”, he can.
...horribly-overpriced clothes, woke company: it’s your purchase decision, so be my guest.
In Election News:
...Karl Rove, Karl Rove… who was he, again? Oh yeah, the guy behind the loss of the election to Barack Obama. Oh, and the Jan 6 protestors are not thugs, you asshole.
Now for some Adolescent Shooting News:
...silly boy; if he’d just waited a few years, he could have shot Russians and been a national hero.
News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
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And in our journey into the 
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Abandon hope all ye who enter here, I think.
And that’s the news.
The patriarchy is saying both that trans women should not be in women’s sports AND that women should sit down and let them in? Is there anything the patriarchy can’t do?
I gotta find this patriarchy and join up.
Okay, here goes.
Texas layoffs: If you didn’t hire the whiny little twerps in the first place, you wouldn’t be sweating the looming class-action lawsuits for discriminating against socialists and wrongful firings.
Jeans: If wearing jeans one day is equal to 6.4 miles driven, I have jeans that are between ten and twenty years old which I wear on a regular basis. That’s like 15,000 miles, and they show the wear, but they still fit and they’re comfortable. You Greeners can just keep your nose out of my jeans.
Wind turbines in Virginia: You voted for the *ssh*les. Now that you’re getting screwed, you’re whining. Either do something to stop them, or STFU. We have our own problems.
Twinkies and gin: Do you dunk the Twinkies, or wash them down with the breakfast gin? The world wants to know.
James “Snakehead” Carville: Yes, he definitely has earned some solid and well-deserved face slapping, but there are times when he speaks the truth, and he should be tolerated.
NOW: They were whiners way back then, they’re old whiners now. STFU, you “ladies” are giving me a headache.
Karl Rove: Him and his white board might have been a good shtick years ago, now it’s just old. He should go play with his grandchildren or write another book, or something.
Patriarchy ? Matriarchy ?
Is it sexist to be confused by the wokesters, all the time ?
these poor feminazis were never taught how to iron and fix sandwiches so now we have to listen to their incessant whining. God save us