As Mark Twain is alleged to have said upon hearing that a rival was dead,
I cannot attend the funeral, but I approve.
I hope he has gone on to his just reward and he has it in full measure and more than he can enjoy.
Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown were unavailable for comment.
According to the rumors, Mary Jo Kopechne gets a one-day pass to visit Hell with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
Perhaps Nicole will be given the same courtesy.
As Mark Twain is alleged to have said upon hearing that a rival was dead,
I cannot attend the funeral, but I approve.
I hope he has gone on to his just reward and he has it in full measure and more than he can enjoy.
Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown were unavailable for comment.
According to the rumors, Mary Jo Kopechne gets a one-day pass to visit Hell with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
Perhaps Nicole will be given the same courtesy.
Make that “… a one-day pass every year…”
The BabylonBee had the best post about this
https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was
No one to carve the white meat at the Simpson house Thanksgiving this year.
The father of a girlfriend died of prostate cancer. it was painful.