And if ever we needed beer:
...I don’t wanna say “I told you so!!” but…
And completely unrelated to the above:
...no, you shouldn’t buy “an” AR-15. You should buy at least two because, as the old saying goes, “Two is one and one is none.” Three would be better, and four (one or two for you, and a couple for your friends, if needed) is just dandy.
Some International News:
...wait: Japan’s getting upset by this? It has to be bad.
...not so nice when it happens to you Arab assholes, is it?
#Payback
...and then were promptly arrested for destroying an endangered species, I bet.
Some Murkin News:
...name ONE, asshole. Get specific.
...did they overturn Kelo? No? Then nobody cares.
...priorities: they’re important.
And in the Dept. of Education:
...it’s called “free enterprise”, guys; leave her alone, dammit. Also, keyword: Houston.
In Business News:
…
And now, ’tis time for 
...welcome to the boys’ club, honey.
And on that note, it’s time for our little journey down 
:
Unlike the news, that’s just the way we like it.
from the river to the sea for Israel! put an end to the palestinian issue once and for all. The Palestinians have rejected the two state solution for decades. They can go assimilate in the lands of their cousins. Expel them like the muzzy countries did to the Jews in the late 1940s through the 1950s.
God Almighty but the Stupid Party just cannot stop stupiding.
Drives you nuts, dunnit?
Trust me honey, we’ll pull out in time.
this time.
Anent the situation in the Holy Land, I am minded of Justinian’s solution to the Nike riots. A curettement on the West Bank and in the Gaza strip would be a salutary move and have a tutelary effect (FAFO) on would be terrorists of a Muslim persuasion. I would only worry for the spiritual effect it might have on IDF soldiers tapped to perform said task.