I see that Brit totty Keeley Hazell has written her memoirs — at the ripe old age of 37, no less — but the title thereof is wonderful:
“Everyone’s Seen My Tits”
…and it’s being released later this summer.
Anyway, on the off-chance that some of my Readers haven’t seen the aforementioned, here’s a sample:
A fore-and-aft shot:
Today, at 37:
And in the flesh, so to speak:
And if My Fair Lady were to be made today:
“I washed me ‘ands and fyce before I came, I did.” [sic]
Speaking of ear worms
https://youtu.be/zfEzPNhzSIg?si=6QTkNXSLL4BruQOA
So, if a song that catches your ongoing attention is an earworm, what is an image that accomplishes the same end? An eyeworm?
Haven’t seen those in a while! Magnificent. Thanks for the update!
Will the memoirs be illustrated?
Can’t see why, if everyone’s already seen ’em.
that doesn’t mean that we wouldn’t mind seeing them again
For some reason this subtitle popped into my mind as soon I read her book’s title: “But Only a Select Few Have Seen My Quim.”
Hmmm, I think I need another cup of coffee and a day off work.
Well I guess now I have as well.
Why in the hell is she carrying a fireplace bellows on the beach?
For blowing sand out of those inconvenient places.
Smart girl, that.