A study has found something more distracting than looking at your phone.
Who can resist holding their young daughter on their lap and showing how to steer the car? Her feet don’t reach the pedals so all she can do is hold the wheel while you steer. It’s all harmless good fun.
It’s a long standing American tradition……… right Officer?
That’s so sick.
Winner.
Suzy makes a mental note never to hail a taxi without checking she had her purse with her
Siri, take us to a recharging station….
.
Tanya wasn’t convinced when her drivers ed teacher told her this was the way to drive a stick shift
I told you honey, Tesla’s self driving feature requires you keep your hands on the wheel.
Leather seats, Satellite radio, individually controlled climate settings, anti lock brakes, powerful V6 engine, intermittent windshield wipers, heated seats, defrosting side view mirrors, none of these features made a bit difference. What sold this car was its impeccable tilt steering.
Fast and Furious 19 was a huge hit
Samantha’s sales started to soar once she demonstrated the tilt steering feature in the new electric cars.
The new airbag proved a popular feature.
“I don’t care HOW ‘close’ you are, Cindy; just keep your eyes on the damn road.”
Now you know the real reason why nerds want self-driving cars.
…just as long as the cars have a “Premium Plus” package available.
“If you say ‘granny gear’ one more time I’m going home!”
Are we there yet?
“We’re coming along nicely.”
Stuck in traffic Susie peak fertility meter pings so Mike did what he had to do. Doctors orders and all that.
On the plus side, they both know how to drive a stick.
Traveling salesman story
Salesman’s car broke down a the farmer was kind enough to take him in for several days while the car underwent repairs. The farmer’s daughters, Nelly and Venus, were dated in turn. The farmer loaned him the family car.
Repairs were made and the salesman went on his way.
Several months later, the farmer wrote the following:
Are you the one who did the pushing, put the spots on the cushion, and the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Ever since you went out with Nelly, she’s had trouble with her belly. Don’t you think it’s time to settle down?
The salesman replied:
Yes, I’m the one who did the pushing, put the spots on the cushion, and the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Ever since I went out with Venus, I’ve had trouble with my penis. Don’t you think we are even all around?
In this timely new advert for their ‘Adaptability’ vehicle, conjoined twins Ruggles (with beard) and Gertrude (with T&A) demonstrate masterfully operating the pedals and steering simultaneously!
A study has found something more distracting than looking at your phone.
Who can resist holding their young daughter on their lap and showing how to steer the car? Her feet don’t reach the pedals so all she can do is hold the wheel while you steer. It’s all harmless good fun.
It’s a long standing American tradition……… right Officer?
That’s so sick.
Winner.
Suzy makes a mental note never to hail a taxi without checking she had her purse with her
Siri, take us to a recharging station….
.
Tanya wasn’t convinced when her drivers ed teacher told her this was the way to drive a stick shift
I told you honey, Tesla’s self driving feature requires you keep your hands on the wheel.
Leather seats, Satellite radio, individually controlled climate settings, anti lock brakes, powerful V6 engine, intermittent windshield wipers, heated seats, defrosting side view mirrors, none of these features made a bit difference. What sold this car was its impeccable tilt steering.
Fast and Furious 19 was a huge hit
Samantha’s sales started to soar once she demonstrated the tilt steering feature in the new electric cars.
The new airbag proved a popular feature.
“I don’t care HOW ‘close’ you are, Cindy; just keep your eyes on the damn road.”
Now you know the real reason why nerds want self-driving cars.
…just as long as the cars have a “Premium Plus” package available.
“If you say ‘granny gear’ one more time I’m going home!”
Are we there yet?
“We’re coming along nicely.”
Stuck in traffic Susie peak fertility meter pings so Mike did what he had to do. Doctors orders and all that.
On the plus side, they both know how to drive a stick.
Traveling salesman story
Salesman’s car broke down a the farmer was kind enough to take him in for several days while the car underwent repairs. The farmer’s daughters, Nelly and Venus, were dated in turn. The farmer loaned him the family car.
Repairs were made and the salesman went on his way.
Several months later, the farmer wrote the following:
Are you the one who did the pushing, put the spots on the cushion, and the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Ever since you went out with Nelly, she’s had trouble with her belly. Don’t you think it’s time to settle down?
The salesman replied:
Yes, I’m the one who did the pushing, put the spots on the cushion, and the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Ever since I went out with Venus, I’ve had trouble with my penis. Don’t you think we are even all around?
In this timely new advert for their ‘Adaptability’ vehicle, conjoined twins Ruggles (with beard) and Gertrude (with T&A) demonstrate masterfully operating the pedals and steering simultaneously!