News Roundup

So let us begin with Trump News:


...as long as “purge” includes floggings and mass execution of traitors, I’m all for it.


...but when Fuckface Kerry did just that during Trump’s first term and even undermined his policies, that was perfectly okay?  Got it.


...sheesh, when even John McCain’s box-of-rocks daughter sees the writing on the wall, the Commies must be feeling nervous.


...you mean, in addition to Wokism, the shit economy, terrible foreign policy, anti-Americanism, oppressive government [list of 200 more reasons omitted]?


...and he didn’t need a fucking teleprompter, either.

In Unspeakable Bastard Government News:


As The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© continues:


...and it being Seattle, those demands will likely be met, along with added obsequious grovelling instead of clubbings and “deportations”.

And in related Travel News:


...I would have thought that this was actually a permanent thing, but apparently not.
#AllMuslimCountriesAreShitholes #ChangeMyMind

In Nutrition News:


...should never have put that disgusting shit on the shelves in the first place.


...hey, Double-Decaf Extra-Cinnamon Latte-Lovers, we’ve been saying that for nearly thirty years.
#SmugPoseurs #DunkinIsBetter #AndCheaper

In Entertainment News:


...what, exactly, did you expect from Australian crowds, if not hooliganism and projectile vomiting?  Also keyword:  Melbourne.

And speaking of Aussies:


...had a bad relationship or two with Teh Menz, did we?  To compensate for the loss of sales as her hetero market dwindles, I see OnlyFannies in her future.


...just the usual Train Smash stuff.  Why do you ask?

And in our linkless 

...don’t care, don’t wanna know.

And in the Bountiful Curves Gallery:


…and bountiful they are indeed:

And that is the back side of the news.

6 comments

  1. That Demi Rose strumpet.
    Man, that’s a whole lotta ho right there.
    Look at them eyes.
    As shallow as a mud puddle. LOL
    Might be good for a grind, but little else.

  2. The polls in 2020 predicted a win by Trump as well. The Republicans did absolutely nothing to investigate let alone prosecute election fraud in the past decade. It doesn’t matter who votes who has the most votes. the only thing that truly matters is who counts the votes.

  3. Democrats are gonna have to cheat big time, and more obviously, this time around to try and keep Trump out of the White House.

    ATF background check rule – How is this even enforceable? One party to the sale has to admit to law enforcement that no background check was done. Not gonna happen. Here in Illinois it’s guesstimated that less than 1% of “assault weapon” owners have registered their guns since the ban went into effect. See? The unenforceable gets blown off. Have a nice day.

    Illegal immigrants in Seattle – you come to the US illegally and start making demands?!?! Wrap your demands in rusty barbwire, turn it sideways, and RAM IT up you ass, with a twisting motion! Then fuck back off where you came from. Most of our ancestors came here legally, hunkered down and got to work, and thanked God every Sunday that they had a chance to start over in a new country.

    Vegan steak bake – It’s simple. If you want the taste of meat, eat meat.

    Demi Rose – Good lord! I think she’s out-kardashianed Kim Kardashian. I knew when I saw the waist to hip ratio she’d have a huge ass. Are her front and rear even for real? Nope. Just nope.

    1. Andrew,
      Greetings from another IL subject, I mean resident. Yeah, resident.
      Re your comments about non-enforceable laws – What is this registration concept of which you speak (/rhetorical)?
      Vegan steak bake .. blech. Yuck. Ick. Agree .. if a person wants the taste of meat, they should eat meat.
      And yeah, Demi Rose .. freakishly out of proportion. Love the comment out out Kardashianed the Kardashians. Heh.
      – Best regards from the Northern Burbs of greater Chicagostan.

      1. IJD,
        Illinois has gone and passed an “assault weapons” ban (300+ guns on the list!). As of January this year anyone already owning an “ssult weapon” had to register it with the state. Predictably, the guesstimate for compliance with the registration is about 1%
        The IL supreme court upheld the ban and federal courts have also. The US Supreme Court didn’t intervene, so it’ll have to work slowly back up to the USSC before getting slapped down. So now we wait. Grrrr.

        Regards from the southern exurbs of Chicgostan.

    2. can we electrify that bundle of barbed wire delight before and during insertion?

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