Speaking of old dicks, let’s look at what our beloved President is doing.
From the The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...relax, Jake; it’s FJB. Or, to summarize: “President Braindead Is Insane.” More concise and 100% accurate.
...if “enforcement” means rolling out the welcome wagon, then yes.
...is it just me, or is it time to go all Pinochet on these shitbirds?
In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:
...easier than blaming Trump or Boeing, I suppose.
In Global Jew Hate news:
...kinda reminds me of when Kaiser Wilhelm II supported the Arabs against the Jews.
...wait: Arabs are thieves? Who knew?
From The Kids Are Alright Dept.:
...considering that the Brit cops appear to do fuck all except harass people who post mean tweets, I would have thought that the work was right up their alley. Or they’re off on holiday:
...all part of the “work-life balance” thing, no doubt.
Okay, Let’s Blame Whitey:
...oh I just HOPE this is true, because I’d hate to think I had to clean up the coffee splatter for nothing.
...I thought that the prime killers of Black people are other Black people. Except when they do it to themselves:
...okay, this should have been in the Hearts Of Stone Department.
From the Dept. of Education:
...Teacher Of The Year, baby.
...only good news of the day, that is.
In Technology News:
...everything Microsoft does is fucking creepy.
Time for some 
...wait, WHAT? I’m not sure even Texas could contain those puppies.
In Sporting News:
...breaking news: Redneck #1 fights Redneck #2. [yawn]
...lessee what’s exciting the Irish lad:
...maybe it’s her swing.
On the other hand:
...oh. Then:
...I’m pretty sure he’s not that soft anymore. [see above for reasons]
And that’s all the news fit to take a mulligan.
“ .is it just me, or is it time to go all Pinochet on these shitbirds?‘
No. Just no. If you drop them over land, some poor slob has to clean it up. If you drop them in water, they would poison some inoffensive shark.
Seal them in concrete. Killing them first strictly optional.