And speaking of cuts, we have some news from the Dept. Of Education:
...I’d suggest “Gender Studies” (or “Anything” Studies), but then I’d be accused of being a hater.
...wait, there are still some male teachers out there?
And from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
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In other International News:
...I really, REALLY hope that this was a deliberate act of assassination (by the Izzies, the CIA, Iranian dissidents — anyone, I’m not fussy who), and not just some mechanical failure in the chopper.
...seems as though a lot of countries are having problems with ‘coon invasions.
And on this side of The Pond, although not necessarily in the U.S.A.:
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And in the Dept. Of Irony:
...this almost rivals “AIDS Cure Found In Dolphin Livers” as a headline.
In the Sexual Confusion Dept.:
...to the surprise of nobody except the Raving Loony Party.
And in Political News:
...I would imagine during the next Democrat Socialist Administration.
...see, if she’d just married him first...
And in Entertainment News:
...and no, it never fucking ends. Until they go out of business.
...£££££££££££ $$$$$$$$$$$$ €€€€€€€€€€€€ ? Mind you, it’s not ALL bad:
...even though I STILL wouldn’t recognize any of their songs if my life depended on it.
Time for some more 
...and “Who she?” you ask:
...good grief, no man should.
And to get all that scrubbed from our brains, we’ll take a drive down 
:
...we’ve seen her before, and here she is again:
And on that low-cut note, we end the news roundup.
