The Tomas Magnum mustache was always Mistie’s downfall, but the tighty-whities were an unforgivable hard stop and needed to be removed permanently.
Lorena Bobbitt in contemplative phase. MOMA gallery, NYFC.
Nancy Drew Diaries Number Twenty Seven: All Grown Up Now
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The age-old psycho-bitch game:
“Circumcise, amputate or kill?”
Honeychile Rider just found out about Pussy Galore
I told him not to bring that @#%$$%* gerbil to bed with us.
“I’ll make you come after” as usual what a liar
If he’d just roll over, I could do this right.
Just testing Dorothy Parker’s theory…
Looks like the poison worked. Guess I won’t need this knife after all.
Who’s Wendy?
With only moments to spare before her ‘Dolly Parton’ brasserie explodes again, Claudia took the preferred direct-route… self-puncturing!
She punctured her brassiere, the garment temporarily concealing her rack.
And speaking of impermanence, apparently, her brasserie (quaint cafe) is temporarily safe from demolition.
“When I need to stab a sleeping boyfriend after sex, I choose to use a Fairbairn-Sykes Commando Dagger. Accept no substitutes”.
The Tomas Magnum mustache was always Mistie’s downfall, but the tighty-whities were an unforgivable hard stop and needed to be removed permanently.
Lorena Bobbitt in contemplative phase. MOMA gallery, NYFC.
Nancy Drew Diaries Number Twenty Seven: All Grown Up Now
.
The age-old psycho-bitch game:
“Circumcise, amputate or kill?”
Honeychile Rider just found out about Pussy Galore
I told him not to bring that @#%$$%* gerbil to bed with us.
“I’ll make you come after” as usual what a liar
If he’d just roll over, I could do this right.
Just testing Dorothy Parker’s theory…
Looks like the poison worked. Guess I won’t need this knife after all.
Who’s Wendy?
With only moments to spare before her ‘Dolly Parton’ brasserie explodes again, Claudia took the preferred direct-route… self-puncturing!
She punctured her brassiere, the garment temporarily concealing her rack.
And speaking of impermanence, apparently, her brasserie (quaint cafe) is temporarily safe from demolition.
“When I need to stab a sleeping boyfriend after sex, I choose to use a Fairbairn-Sykes Commando Dagger. Accept no substitutes”.